Running for dear life. FBI agent irritated with your unwillingness to engage in fisticuffs knows what he must do.
12.03.2026 16:15
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Running for dear life. FBI agent irritated with your unwillingness to engage in fisticuffs knows what he must do.
Actually it’s just me going on and on about my fantasy league draft as the trapped players have to nod politely.
Obligatory sharing of a bowl with dealer meant if you had shit to do after picking it up you were doing it high.
Michael Ian Black said something about Republicans having always been fascist and it being time to wake up. I replied with a picture of his book and was blocked within 10 seconds.
Yeah. I’m sure there was a lot of morbid curiosity downloads too. My guess is of the people to download the Star Wars Christmas special there was less than one willing to pay for it.
I recall reading an article that explained spending on media during the pirating heyday hadn’t decreased at all. People were still spending money going to shows and movies.
I don’t recall but this is the first and only time someone texted using an excel spreadsheet
Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label
I made this to express my feelings
If Babe Ruth was still around he could drink 10 beers and still crush a 103mph pitch. They just don’t make them like that anymore!
I wouldn’t even mind a Jack Paul v Francis boxing match so long as the ring isnt the size of a football field.
I’m glad you asked. I actually get paid by the CIA to go to comedy sets and radicalize comedians by heckling them when trying to do crowd work. The comedian will say something like ‘look at this guy’ and I’ll just start screeching ‘did you just assume their gender’
I would hedge my risk and put down 76 million that I couldn’t do it in the polymarket. That way I won’t make money irregardless.
I remember when they fed his old ass to the lions like a decade ago. Except it turned out Thatch wasn’t a lion.
Hmm, a Krusty Burger. Doesn't sound too appetizing. What kind of stew do you have today?
My favorite Simpsons correct prediction too. Guy in front of me will never know how to order food.
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How does it stack up?
Batman v Superman is a great pick. Bruce Wayne refuses to give his employees the day off despite a giant alien spaceship looming above their building. Everyone in the building dies so Superman is to blame?
Pretty sure, they recut the movie after the poor reception at Cannes right before the release. Would love to see what aired at Cannes. No way it could be any more befuddling.
As cool as it is to be able to go to any local liquor store and get good beer now, the craft beer scene was really fun when everything was hard to get.
They need to fix those gloves even if it hinders grapplers. Didn’t Dana say he was gunna fix the gloves like an eon ago?
He better not give away the ending. That’s the best part!
The people telling me not to eat the children at the playground are minimizing my hunger. Not everyone can go out and buy chicken nuggies.
Slandering the dude that won* the Nobel Peace Prize? Miss me with that!
*obtained
Hmmm 🤔 it’s like something terrible happened in 2016 that mma never really recovered from.
I’m surprised to not see Jackie Chan’s name mentioned. Would never expect him to be such a garbage Dad.
Alone 💀
Michel Pereira would have hit a triple lindy off Arnold Allen like a prime Dangerfield.
