lena

as foretold

eating like a chef (standing up in the kitchen, out of a stainless steel bowl)

at least i didn’t get shitcanned

i communicated too much today

how many times can a single man be fired by Trump

zero respect for the artist

you know i wanted to

can’t even manage a proper depression

maybe in the sense that Derrida makes you comfortable with understanding nothing

i’m so impressed

they’re going to vote for it but they’ll be shaking their heads the whole time

I don't need a polycule I'm from a tiny city where everyone in a group of friends has slept with everyone else or potentially will, in the future, but we never talk about it.

how many red flags are they willing to ignore for this guy? is he that extraordinary? he seems pretty mid to me.

this is still what I believe

An intricate octopus cut from a single piece of paper

Japanese artist Masayo Fukuda hand-cut this life-sized octopus from one sheet of paper. Known as Kirie in Japanese (translated as “cut picture”), the art form involves cutting intricate forms from a single sheet of white paper and then contrasting it against a black background to reveal the design.

i absolutely love it and do it every time i can, but it’s a disappearing job

automation robbed me of my true destiny which was sorting things by color, shape or type. born too late to be a classifier.

a la mano de dios, as we say

to be honest i’ve always used code i don’t actually understand (any java library)

i’m sure i was a delight

if he was really committed he would change his government name

the Manchildren's Crusade

in case you accidentally travel in time to the 1600s

unfortunately this kind of thing happens to me often enough that I'll forget it by evening

i arrived to an appointment 10 days early. that's ok it's an opportunity for self-compassion. hahaha. ha.

i feel like some purity tests are not that hard to pass. “don’t have a nazi tattoo” and “don’t hang out with nazis” seem fair enough.

fuck me, it's already March and I haven't undergone a miraculous personal transformation

it’s all a learning experience for the world’s most special boys

I can’t tell when things are written by AI bc I have spent my whole life trying to approximate normal human speech too

during the most terrible times we played games, fell in love, watered plants, pet cats, danced at weddings and loved each other furiously, with the burning fire of the sun. the more they hated us, the more we insisted on joy.