I am too
I am too
My daughter starting on βThe Grimβ - Mac and Cheese, JalapeΓ±os, Fried Egg and a single patty.
Lankfordβs Burgers in The Woodlands, TX
This place just produced one of the best burgers Iβve ever had. Definitely rules the roost in The Woodlands.
Klint Kubiak just hates Geno Smith. Heβs gonna make sure he never works in this league again.
I had every one of these. I can hear the sounds all of them make. Crazy I was six when they were released. Feels not that long ago.
[Exit Murderer.]
I have a little secret. I never obeyed her in the first place.
Let's just put the guy that used to play SS before Jeremy there
Monte Cristo with sweet potato fries from Kenny and Ziggyβs in Houston, TX
Iβm disgusting. I really am.
Iβm here for the sports
Shrimp dog
When they battle the alien at the end, 3 dudes die in front of Dan Akroyd and one loses his head and it bounces down the stairs to the alter. 6 year old me was shooketh.
Eastern Bluebird doesnβt care for the food, just wants to see whatβs going on over here #BirdSky
Thereβs the beheading scene that stuck with me as a child
Confession: An Amazon package meant for our neighbor got delivered to us today. I accidentally opened it. It was ivermectin. Rather than face the awkwardness, I made my daughter return it.
The yearly pilgrimage for the Houston Rodeo BBQ Cookoff. Good drinks, good barbecue, and my significant other getting upset with me because Iβve had too many drinks. Clockwork.
The golden days
My daughterβs favorite musician. My reaction has always been βWho is Laufeyβ.
Photographers always wait for the money shot
Nothing against Jasmine Crockett - she is a fantastic politician who has done and continues to do great things for my state and our country, but I am voting for @jamestalarico.bsky.social - so please stop texting me.
Ad saying a toothbrush removes 1000% more plague
AI is doing great things for our country
Damn I think Mamdani rules the country
Lord knows I do
i think itβs beautiful that in this country, once you are no longer culturally relevant, you can just pivot to grifting conservatives
The worst
Smotherman!
Reminds me of Brandon Pfaadt. Every single picture, including most of his baseball cards, is this face as he delivers. Photographers love this photo.
Dewgong holding coffee on a coffee cup
Cheers to a good Tuesday βοΈ