Night in the Woods Quote Bot

This job is one long near death experience.

When you’re here you’re still my baby.

There’s a guy up there on the hill! He stole some kid? He looked like a ghost!

Kinda a weird question, but did you go *before* you decided to trash the bathroom or…

Like… being abused? Angus that’s not your fault at all. You were a kid!!!

It’s too bad you didn’t get eaten by scavengers alive.

And like, the earth is always shifting, so mountains get pushed up where it used to be just flat ground.

Little creatures are wandering through the air and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives and they are asking me about god.

I… I can’t move you guys.

For what is a ghost, but that which haunts the empty space that was once full?

I wish I knew constellations like you did.

What the- Oh my god. Hey! Anyone? Shit.

It’s too bad your corpse didn’t get eaten by scavengers.

There goes a weird, weird guy.

It’s good to be alive this morning. That’s all.

I mean, you’ve already been gone and you’ve been gone at least once since you got back.

I have the same things inside of me.

Oh wow yeah I used to call him asscat when I was little.

Doesn't feel like it.

I feel like a lot of people don’t think they found god but like god found them. Like when they were having bad times like you did.

Fell into a ravine while running through the woods at night. ‘Why?’ Um. Chased by a death cult of conservative uncles.

The old west was a very rude time.

Too bad you didn’t get serial killed.

My big dumb eyes. My nightmare eyes.

Th...thank you, for believing in me.

Pizza party next time I die and come back.

And I was so scared and angry and just… I dunno

This was all underwater or something at one point.

Does the newspaper have like a ghost section? What? Why is that a dumb question?

And Mae, you’ve gone through a lot of life changes recently and… I dunno… stress does weird things to people.