Avery told me tonight that she’s never listened to Sufjan’s Illinois without realizing that she was signing herself up for a 91 minute commitment when I make her listen to it front to back.
Have you considered crying about it?
You gonna cry about it big boy?
I'm very thankful to have a job that lets me be a little weasel every once in a while for the benefit of my clients
Feeling very Oklahoman watching weather coverage and the storm chaser said that the tornado is moving toward Freedom on the way to the Rattlesnake Hunting Festival.
I’ve been trying out a strategy when emailing a DA on a case I’ve been trying to get dismissed where I schedule send my emails to him for random non-business hours to make him think I’m working harder on it than I am and he dismissed the case today so it worked, lol.
When I walk into a Buc-ee’s advertising the “World’s Cleanest Bathrooms” I take that as a challenge.
Realizing that many of you won’t click through on this bc of how the warning appears on the post but it’s actually a rack of ribs that I’m very proud of.
Meat pic for the late night crowd.
I don’t entirely write off people who tell me they’re pro-life until I find out if they’re Catholic or Protestant
She thanks you for your generosity in this trying time.
Would you share your gochujang caramel banana pudding with Mavis?
KFC is bucking the trend by testing their old potato wedges in a couple of markets. A good sign for real potato enjoyers.
Looks like The Great Depression is trending in The Other App. Generally that isn’t something you want to see.
There are a lot of bits I consistently do with Avery that I think are a lot funnier than she does and my favorite is pretending like I think that Sandra Bullock is her character in the blindside and financially exploited Michael Oher.
Along those lines, I’m imagining a time traveler going back to the roaring twenties and killing the vibe by accidentally calling it World War I.
It must have been discouraging being a soldier in the early stages of the Hundred Years War and knowing it was called the Hundred Years War.
This hits like the mournful crack of a beer.
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To the surprise of no one, I’ve probably listened to the new MJ Lenderman close to 20 times today.
This is the shit I was missing when you stopped posting on the other app.
Went to a friend’s wedding tonight where a stray little walked up to the venue and left with a full belly and a place to stay for the next couple of nights until the humane society is open on Monday.
If I was president, I would make acoustic coffee shop covers of This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) a federal crime.
I go to Chumlee’s Wikipedia to make sure he’s still alive no less than once every two months or so. I’ll think of him and have some vague memory of him dying a few years ago and have to make sure I’m misremembering that.
Hopped on here to keep up with an old friend and it turns out that every account I’ve missed seeing on Twitter is over here so I’m gonna try it out. Anyway, there’s an 85 year old attorney in OKC that was wearing these shoes on the pretrial docket this morning.
