Those who know me will be shocked to discover that I bathed the Yaris today.
But I also washed & vac’d the Ranger. 🤯 Probably only the second ever proper wash it’s ever had. Now I need to empty the hoover bag.
Just seen a Twitter screen grab of someone referring to Andrew Tate's 'desert trek' into Dubai as 'Lawrence of dry labia'
Dunno why I went that way first.
Cardle 2/5
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My father was the dealer principal at Harper Motor Company’s commercial division (vans & trucks). In the mid 90s we went from his company car being a Granada Ghia to a 2.0 Mondeo LX. His choice. Tax reasons.
But I dare say that his Mondeos were nicer to drive than the Grannys.
Oil tanker captain about to run the Strait of Hormuz
The big change was, IIRC, when you trashed your car you could steal something else.
Apart from the last limo mission. Me & my mate spent far too long completing the game.
Driver was excellent. Driver 2 was possibly the best not-Colin McRae Rally 2 game… ever?
The clothing store Peacocks should probably reconsider the advertising stickers in the shop windows.
Lovely blouse though.
Enjoy. Today is glorious up here.
Congratulations! Happy to help and hope you enjoy a very wired/edgy weekend 🤣
I’ll send you a coffee machine warming present.
The world is starting to burn more& more.There is growing instability, escalation,&aggression
What is necessary now is a mature position.Wisdom.Dialogue.We don’t need new fires or new tensions with our neighbors.
What is needed is diplomacy& adequate forms of communication.From both sides.
Isn’t this just going splendidly?
Clearly Bibi and The Orange One are tied at the hip and both equally insecure, impetuous and downright stupid.
Neither have read history.
Both have a vengeance.
PPPPPP. The 6 Ps. Pure basics of anything. If you don’t understand, Google it.
Fucking morons.
I have been known to rule out car choices based purely on the faff of cleaning the wheels (something that I endure as often as twice a year!)
Ha! Kids! 😂
My first mobile was Ford branded (and I’ve forgotten who actually made it) with a pull up arial. You couldn’t save contacts, just dial numbers. But the BEST phone was the Nokia 6310i. Nothing before or since has come close.
Nail/Head
Refreshing. Not just the vista, the dog had just attempted to chase the ducks and found herself rather out of her depth in the water.
Utter moron.
I did not know that “Pet Hates Toys” were a thing. But this is genius.
Tried adding water to whisky once.
Was a waste of a perfectly decent nip.
Agreed. Theres a lot of meh options. The satin grey wrap, however, looks very excellent, Apline-esque (whose choices are also pretty limited)
Indeed. Why I deleted my account.
But anyway, I think everyone who isn’t a flag-shagging, X-posting, Trump/Farage arse-licker think that the R5 is a wonderful, wonderful car.
I want one. But I’m also torn because I was a R4 with the opening roof.
Last night I was intimidated by a group of specially trained attack chickens.
I pay almost zero attention to their modern stuff.
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This worked out really well for the Americans when they armed the Afghans against the Russians, didn’t it?
What do they say about doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome? 🤷🏻♂️
The strategic prowess of President Trump Commander in Chief will likely be described in many colourful 4-letter words when I refuel my van tomorrow.
Hint. Probably won’t be focused on words such as spur or bone.
A photo of entertainers Little and Large. Large’s face has been blanked out and a question mark placed over it.
this photo leaves little to the imagination
Loving the evening light.
Don’t think he understands how big the land mass of Iran is.
Slow clap.
If you don’t understand history (or logistics) then this is a perfectly reasonable stance.
Yeah sure, let’s open up 2 front lines in polar opposite directions. We’ll be *fine* (in Ross Gellar style)
