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Paul Bittlestone

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Former Filmmaker. Writer. Doing Science stuff, in theory. Middlesbrough exile. Endurer of Boro FC. Living in Scotland. Anti-racist/fascist/bigot/zealotcommie/cult/greedy bastards. Non-religious. Disabled. Poor. No porn/scam This is my only account.

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Coffee, straight out of my nose.

06.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 8893 πŸ” 1661 πŸ’¬ 258 πŸ“Œ 151
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Shocked I tell thee!

06.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Do you speak AI Hive Jive?"

06.03.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œLooks like I picked the wrong time to delay getting off of fossil fuels…”

06.03.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 327 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

Worse than ISIS. They're just a bit more patient about destroying all other cultures.

But they're still a death cult. With a stupendous amount of money.

Tax these churches & cults to the hilt.

If it ain't for community bricks and charity you gotta tax them outta existence.

06.03.2026 19:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Dry Croydon Exists!
I've seen it!"

06.03.2026 18:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smoking them?

06.03.2026 18:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's only the department of war when they can win.

Which hasn't happened since WW2.

06.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Until next time....

06.03.2026 16:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Das Telegraph

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If only the big bad corps could understand this.

Shareholder Profits = Constraining & holding back innovations & progress since 1600AD.

06.03.2026 14:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Theres still some programs I use that aren't fully compatible but there are alternatives. Mostly the PC is used for gaming, sims and learning.

So I'm probs gonna go for Nobara which also sounds cool ninja like.

06.03.2026 13:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The stairway scene was mint.

06.03.2026 13:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bravo. I'll make the switch from summer.

06.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Never mess with a limited market share heavy profit industry.

Unless you're good at gangsta or hiding.

06.03.2026 13:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cause to play it all would take too long 🎡

06.03.2026 12:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Today Mr Ben is going to euthanize some disabled children.

Don't worry they'll go with some puppies.

06.03.2026 12:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elf pubes for me, ta.

05.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What's the train powered by?

Depression?

05.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I take it Nigel Farage and the Tories were so hot for Brexit because it brought them closer to their heart’s desire: becoming the slaves of America

04.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 130 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

The worst thing to come out of marketing since marketing.

05.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sinfluencers

05.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Errors

05.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You're hired!

05.03.2026 10:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œEvery gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed...This is not a way of life...it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.”

-Dwight Eisenhower 1953

04.03.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 3236 πŸ” 1166 πŸ’¬ 76 πŸ“Œ 42

Only works against intelligence and cautious greed. Not charlatan zealotry and unchecked greed.

04.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Would you be willing to give up Fox News?"

04.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The MikeJohnsoniun Candidate.

04.03.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0