Claire Elizabeth, Lesbian Housewife

Happy birthday!

Super mario bros movie : generic kids movie held up by cameos and references Original mario bros movie with bob hoskins : avante garde cyberpunk film about a dystopian capitalist society bent ln genociding inferior species, brought down by two blue collar men

You know what tho

Cream Cheese, a tiny fluffy tabby-and-white cat lays curled up in a muffin cup cat bed, snoozing

A tiny cat!

In a medium muffin cup

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Dynamite time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

Happy birthday!

Mm, mmhm, all these like, classic energy drink-flavored energy drinks have that battery acid hit but Red Bull's is like, a smaller battery? Licking a AAA instead of a C or something

Stop stop you had me at Meat Castle, the rest of the headline just ruins it

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A low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duck

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Good afternoon, pussycats 💜

A comprehensive project to objectively rate the singing talent of every last kid that Bruce has ever brought on stage to sing Waitin' on a Sunny Day

But babe I've never seen the first 19,999 Leagues Under the Sea

Thinking about this again

Like he keeps jazzing up the arrangement to Open All Night but it's just never as good

Well ya gotta be classy

We just had some beans delivered so I stepped outside to grab the box and said "Thanks for the beansssss" out loud and as I turned to head back inside I caught an old dude on his phone next door turning to stare quizzically at the tranny talking to herself about beans 😸

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NXT time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

A close-up selfie with cleavage

A low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duck

A full length mirror selfie

A close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup

Hey pussycats 💜

I just wanna do the things I am good at and be rewarded for it, goddamnit

Wow, No Surrender > Two Hearts > Bobby Jean all in a row on this 2014 show, it's the Bruce loves Steven power hour

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Raw time, pussycats-- let's fuck it up!

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She's burned out and barely fending another headache off, but at least she's cute 🥰

A close-up selfie with cleavage

A low-angle selfie like as if you're kneeling at my feet, ya lucky duck

A full length mirror selfie

A close-up selfie with eyes closed to show off my eye makeup

Hey there, pussycats 💜

Today’s WCW DEEP CUT looks at the SECOND Fingerpoke of Doom, just one day after the infamous incident.

I fill it out anyway of course because who knows maybe they want to hear from non-car-monkey types about what could entice them into becoming a car-owner-monkey-haver, and I sure want their twenty dollars if they do

So many market research surveys are titled vague shit like "We would love to hear from you!" and then I open it up and the questions are like "What make of car do you own?" and "How old is your monkey?" like goddamnit bud if you just said you were looking for car-owning monkey-havers...

He WILL get He-Man this time, amen

Good night nurse

I'm just like "oh yeah that's correct, I remember that" while I assume most folks are just having their heads disintegrate 😸

I've been reading VALIS and it's been somewhat slow-going because I keep stopping to wonder what on earth people that didn't read a good amount of PKD's exegesis on rough-hewn early 2000s gnostic revival websites as part of a teen religious awakening must make of it

A selfie on a park bench

That's right, it's finally goddamn tolerable enough for some park bench time, pussycats 😘