⋆.˚✮ Iris ✮˚.⋆

does anyone even listen to puscifer?

bandcamp friday (:

keep dreaming of scene beef and i gotta keep reminding myself they aren't real because the scenarios are PLAUSIBLE

kyuss sounds so fucking good and then that one dude starts singing completely ruins it

jam to that shit David played to please the lord

recognize bad habits that have been straining your singing voice for year its such a breath of fresh air, no pun intended

make a meme about my piss where the jist is "the beta crystal clear pee vs the Chad cloudy piss"

and you know what? maybe dime deserved it 🤷‍♀️

the only "white power" here is the force of my white ass fist breaking his white ass face

this is also why stoner/doom fucking rules. Just blues with fuzz 😎

metal is better when its rooted in blues not classical. sorry most European metal

once you get into metal you won't want to stop strangling Phil anselmo with your bare hands

white people deserve nothing

white boys singing my favorite Nina Simon song and if course theyre butchering it

dude fell on me then fell on the tracks. he's alright tho. cool

and it bit me in the ass

well good thing I've on the east end i guess (this id gonna bite me in the ass)

be there or live with regret until death

need a shirt that says "she/her, dumbass"

untucked at the opera

why do I get a weird superiority complex when I look hot as fuck and untucked at work

applying to be an archeologist on indeed

like the legend of the penis

women are always on that damn bass

Idk bout y'all but im killing this Mastodon sht

my roommate is so silly, they keep sniffling and leave a trail of backing soda wherever they go

No one bats an eye at the guy telling teenage boys to smash their own jawbone with a hammer to achieve peak gender, but the second a trans woman wants to pay $40k out of pocket to get FFS suddenly it's a national emergency and we gotta start destroying childrens' lives over it

everyone who has ever played for queens of the stone age are all just funny caricatures of different kinds of men. yes that also includes Natasha Schneider (RIP)

ok true hehe :3

I should also take more lewd/nudes photos of myself