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KOOLSCHRANK PRESS (www.koolschrankpress.com) is the book publishing arm of the world’s leading Surrealist newspaper: Der Koolschrank. (www.derkoolschrank.com)

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Europeans know this well. We had to go through it.

07.03.2026 00:44 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Actually, Markwayne Mullin sounds like the name of someone who likes to hit his dick with a hammer as often as possible.

07.03.2026 00:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As in ¡Manos arriba!, then kicking them in the nuts.

07.03.2026 00:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 00:31 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cartolandia, CDMX:
Exasperated by Der Trump’s demented declarations about the “Gulf of America,” Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum has extended a diplomatic way of saving face by offering to name a hole after him.

07.03.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Does he mean at Mar-a-Lago, or at Zorro Ranch?

07.03.2026 00:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes. His feelings seem to have harmed many girls over the course of his life.

07.03.2026 00:22 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well heck

07.03.2026 00:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's 7. See how many people can hold those together.

07.03.2026 00:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 00:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Americans:
Bitch better have my money

07.03.2026 00:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Proton's no good. Everybody should switch to photons, which never dissipate and can be encrypted with quantum entanglement.

06.03.2026 23:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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They seem delighted that they have no idea what is happening.

06.03.2026 23:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"I licked it, so it's mine"

06.03.2026 23:21 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

The 'Shield' is a fraternity of dictators that does not exist until Saturday. Argentina and El Salvador are in. No available info on cost to join, but Noem is doubtless there as Der Trump's bagman.

06.03.2026 23:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"What we need around this dump is more insane evil"

06.03.2026 21:51 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 21:48 👍 13 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Rabid chipmunk talk

06.03.2026 21:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yes, all going great

06.03.2026 20:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hyuk Hyuk

06.03.2026 20:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Going great!

06.03.2026 20:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:35 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The Earth scenes were faked!

06.03.2026 20:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

His simian incarnation

06.03.2026 20:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Albert Speer as Minister of Armaments and War Production!

06.03.2026 20:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 18:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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06.03.2026 18:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😄

06.03.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0