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@tsarclefhuejohn

HP Livecraft HP Laughcraft HP Lovecraft Part-time doomsday prophet.

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It avoids talking about their economic policy which is just the continuation of hyper-capitalism at the expense of the working class while fellating billionaires.

07.03.2026 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love this

06.03.2026 22:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Indeed listing for my zip code profession is the worst I've ever seen.

06.03.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with long curly hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt . ALT: a man with long curly hair and a mustache is wearing a pink unicorn shirt .
06.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ahahahahahahahahaha

05.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just lie. I've been lying about being convicted of a felony my whole life.

05.03.2026 22:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So ACAB includes Waldo?

05.03.2026 22:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In my life I have never seen so many politicians obsessed with other people's pink parts.

04.03.2026 17:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Big if true.

03.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marsellus Wallace's soul.

03.03.2026 22:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because

A) I swear a lot, and

B) Use AI a lot (for routing functions, firewall rules and general networking

Google Gemini has begun calling unrelated things a "shitshow", a "pile of shit" and a "fucking jerk" in incredibly accurate ways. This is proper use of AI.

03.03.2026 21:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An extra 20-25% bonus from the Koch network or Kremlin and he'll be back to his old self.

03.03.2026 10:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is another level of Poe's Law.

02.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This takes Poe's law to another place lol

02.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of our soul is in human error. So it's only fitting that Comcast, a soulless corporation, would foist this literal garbage on people.

02.03.2026 23:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good to see "rot in hell" decided not to wait.

02.03.2026 22:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Rot in hell" getting a jump start.

02.03.2026 22:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truly one of the last hallmarks of societal decay.

02.03.2026 04:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Shape without form, shade without color. Paralysed force, gesture without motion"

02.03.2026 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I thought I had reached the bottom, but then someone knocked from below"

02.03.2026 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly they misspelled Bored of Peace.

01.03.2026 20:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BTW: Those who are happiest are those who do the most for others.

CB: The great want of our race is perfect educators to train new-born minds, who are infallible teachers of what is right and true.

CK: If I see a black pilot I hope he's qualified.

01.03.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

lol this is so stupid lol

01.03.2026 17:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army.
Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer
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Jackson @tree_bro Follow *knocks on door* Mrs Smith? I'm from Army. Your son got owned in Iraq. He showed great valor in the face of epic fail. Semper fi or whatecer 4:20 PM โ€ข Jul 22, 2011

This tweet preceeds and anticipates deaths in Operation Epic Fury by almost 15 years

01.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 6715 ๐Ÿ” 1271 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Thanks CT! The loss of weight and quality of sleep is fantastic. The sugar cravings and mood swings can fuck right off though.

01.03.2026 16:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rach 2 and 3 are kinds 2a and 2b followed up with The Rite of Spring (which gets played on the first day of Spring)

01.03.2026 16:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chopin's Nocturnes are top three in my book.

01.03.2026 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚

01.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep an eye on the fish oil supplements. It tends to go rancid if it sits on the shelf for too long. And yeah I hate taking pills, but one Ibuprofen in the evening (maybe once or twice a month) I can justify.

Dude its getting in the 60's this week and the planning phase is in full swing.

01.03.2026 13:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When I feel a little achy in the evening I'll take Magnesium Glycinate and an Ibuprofen before bed. I do feel better in the morning and seem to sleep better. What I need is for this Ohio winter to be over so I can get back on my bike.

01.03.2026 12:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0