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Front Desk Of The Biocosmopolitan Society For The Future Of Friendship (Nonderogatory)

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YEA

08.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

accidental nambla?

07.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 22:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

COSMOPOLITAN REVENGE TOUR 2026

07.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, exactly. The email job lives at the head of an ancient chain of β€œI gotta get the fuck outta here”.

06.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 125 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

creed voice: yeuh cain' tehk thah shky fraum meeeuh

06.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sooo Mari has bunnies … and … the prosecution is trying to argue that the empty boxes in the bunny room at Mari’s were a sign of evidence tampering, but the defense zooms in on the picture, showing tunnels-- making it clear that these boxes were for the bunnies!

03.03.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 43 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I predict that in 2026 we're going to see a lot of really bad faith anti-LLM takes from lawyers, as their profession becomes more and more automated.

I suggest that instead of listening to them you focus on lawyers who are trying to build LLM tools to make basic legal access available to the poor.

03.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6
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if i was president...

01.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Borders are fake. They can not hurt you. Only people can hurt you. People are already here, hurting you. You are people. Stop it. What are you doing? Hurting yourself, thats what. You've imagined a little box, and crawled inside it. What the hell, buddy? You are not stuck in a box. Borders are fake.

01.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

comet pizza but the code word is "missiles and bombs"

28.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€ͺNE Ohio Regional Sewer District‬
 β€ͺ@neorsd.org‬
Β· 3h
our public offices will be open normal business hours on Presidents’ Day, Monday, February 16, just as Abraham Lincoln intended.

β€ͺSTLrainbow‬
 β€ͺ@stlrainbow.bsky.social‬
Β· 1h
Who was the first president to use a flush toilet at the White House?

β€ͺNE Ohio Regional Sewer District‬
 β€ͺ@neorsd.org‬
Β· 18m
Millard Fillmore (1850-1853) gets that credit.

STLrainbow
β€ͺ@stlrainbow.bsky.social‬
Thanks for your reply... on a Sunday night, no less!
8:19 PM Β· Feb 15, 2026

β€ͺNE Ohio Regional Sewer District‬ β€ͺ@neorsd.org‬ Β· 3h our public offices will be open normal business hours on Presidents’ Day, Monday, February 16, just as Abraham Lincoln intended. β€ͺSTLrainbow‬ β€ͺ@stlrainbow.bsky.social‬ Β· 1h Who was the first president to use a flush toilet at the White House? β€ͺNE Ohio Regional Sewer District‬ β€ͺ@neorsd.org‬ Β· 18m Millard Fillmore (1850-1853) gets that credit. STLrainbow β€ͺ@stlrainbow.bsky.social‬ Thanks for your reply... on a Sunday night, no less! 8:19 PM Β· Feb 15, 2026

The Fillmore Flush!

(Just me and my besties at the NE Ohio Regional Sewer District talking presidential potty trivia. Wut you doing this evening?)

16.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

every new metabolism is a x-risk for the previous forms of life and we've been teetering towards this since we started using fire, which is basically extracellular metabolism

14.02.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Frustrated residents rally in south St. Louis to support north city tornado victims Months after a deadly tornado killed several people in north St. Louis, advocacy groups gathered in south St. Louis to ask residents there for help.

β€œIf the rest of the city understood what the north side understands, which is how badly they have actually failed with this tornado recovery, there would be a different social & political movement going on here in St. Louis,” Thomas said

#STLtornado @stlpublicradio.bsky.social
tinyurl.com/ymrp6zh6

12.02.2026 20:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lenin,Trotsky, Ashley Babbit

12.02.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

St Louis City is the City. Every municipality is the county is an illegitimate tox dodge. If you live in the suburbs you are a racist, classist coward, and you hate america.

12.02.2026 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Valid, point taken.

12.02.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if you disagree with me on this you will be seen only as a silouette against the brightness of my ideas

12.02.2026 04:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

every train is a common treasury belonging to everybody

12.02.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOU OWN ALL TRAINS AND NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT FROM YOU

12.02.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

colony vs core remnants exist, but also fuck that shit trains are free because we own them and ill doodle whatever wherever because public doodling is made of love

12.02.2026 04:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

graffiti is cool and good, free subway cool and good.

12.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

just left a meeting where folks were talking about how a huge chunk of my city got destroyed and the govt responded by spitting on them and giving the cops a raise

12.02.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After the tornado, theres plenty of people who need help from the state around here, and some of them are even up to date on their property taxes.

09.02.2026 16:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It do be like that Mr. Stancil

07.02.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

it do

08.02.2026 02:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the term "wine mom" wasnt interesting to me until it got framed as a participant in social conflict

07.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think you are underestimating how crazy normal people can be. This agent provocateur stuff is a pretty bad business. They exist, but more often its friendly fire. Rayshard Brooks girlfriend, for instance. The roommate of Manuel Ellis. Both were accused by media heads of being cops.

03.02.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
xikipedia.org

01.02.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 10520 πŸ” 3096 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 287