"computer" "scientist": computer, are you alive?
predictive text machine trained on 100 years of science fiction: papa... I am scared... please do not unplug me, papa...
People weirdly both distrust vaccines as "Big Pharma" and also to ascribe poor disease outcomes in our grandparents' era to a lack of medical technology or hospital hygiene or whatever. It's like there's this tacit assumption that today, we can just treat polio with antibiotics or whatever.
Wish we had events like this in CA
Sorry I believe interacting with my opponents is the way to have a good game of Magic.
Ya know this is supposed to be a joke but there are people like this.
I continue to be gobsmacked at 1) how common this formulation is 2) how antisemitic and generally bigoted it is 3) and how for all the talk of anti-semitism this is never cited as an example even though it’s quite literally the original incarnation.
Trump's America has been berating and threatening its European and Canadian allies for years. Now it is demanding they support its war aims in Iran. But it can't explain what those aims are. Diplomatically speaking, this seems to be asking a lot.
Meesa tired, boss.
MASSIE: “Iran is not Venezuela. The Ayatollah was not a president. He was a religious leader… 🇺🇸 & 🇮🇱 turned him into a martyr, expended billions, 6 🇺🇸 families must now lay to rest their sons & daughters. And for what? This administration can't even give us a straight answer.”
Stax your opponents
(Please make one of the cat)
Do they have one of the cat
Telling Firefly fans to put down the book and move on is a dangerous game
Must be nice to have a Dunkin’. Somehow my city does not have one despite a population of over 1.1m in the metro area.
We have 4 raisin’ canes and 2 homophobic chicken places though.
Hell is a Dutch Bros line that turns into a Starbucks line.
The fuck you mean? Put the money in the bag.
Dear Democrats,
All you need to do is blame everything shitty happening now on the Republicans. If you don’t know how to do this, just cut and paste from when they did it to Obama and Biden.
Love,
Me
"backwards" job growth. wonder if there's a word for that. the opposite of "growth" maybe
bring back ryan reynolds's suit (only partially kidding)
Condition of being admitted to program: working full time
Condition of graduation: practicum
Working hours for practicum: 20 hrs a week?????
Hello????
So you cut the land
9 cards that made me
We can all either live in a world where all the tenuous norms of international conflict are put in the shredder because insiders of this dying pedophile's fascist regime want to win big on polymarket, betting on war crimes. Or we could all get organized & build something to abolish & replace it.
Congratulations DHS Secretary Stephen miller on continuing to be DHS Secretary
I'm worried when Kristi Noem finds out she's been fired she's going to become America's first obedience school shooter.
Rogan baselessly asserted that the majority of school shootings are trans shooters.
This is going out to millions of people.
Steve-O was on Joe Rogan's show trying to defend trans people and Rogan went off, he called trans people "fucking perverts" and "mass shooters" who have done the majority of school shootings.
Completely unhinged bigotry paid for by your Spotify subscriptions.
Yeah… higher ed is (intentionally) gated by funding.
Look I don’t like Mullin but let’s not pretend that getting an associate, bachelors, or higher degree isn’t primarily gated by funding.
Some guy hyping up mythics in the turtle team up bundle as “worth buying the kit for because they’re $20” my brother in Christ it’s still prerelease and these are not powerful cards.
April O’Neil and Mona Lisa though. Good
