Zach

the joker says do i really look like a guy with a plan ? Alt: the joker says do i really look like a guy with a plan ?

Tech industry in a nutshell

Yeah, that was what I meant, my last post was unclear

Yeah, they were full when Biden left office I think. Or at least they were full after the price spikes from covid.

Apparently the Western Standards are very low.

And yet they complained about Bad Bunny at the Superbowl?

Didn't China announce an EV with 600 miles of range just the other day?

So far the war in Iran has cost an estimated $5.5 billion.

That's roughly $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

People do not want this.

They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

America: yeah but they actually have nukes for real

Discovery page.

I'm probably the better one to find out. I have a VHS of it somewhere.

Isn't the guy with the eyestalk an actual (background) character or am I misremembering?

Aaaaand it got serious.

List of countries by proven oil reserves:
Venezuela: leader kidnapped
Saudi: US ally
Iran: invaded
Canada: threatening to absorb
Iraq: invaded
UAE: US ally
Kuwait: US ally
Russia: has nukes
Libya: gave up their nukes to US, now a failed state with slave markets
USA
Nigeria: bombed on Christmas

Block privacy for trans people, but allow a pedophile to be in charge.

Or sue for misrepresentation. Didn't he get elected on a sort of Bernie-esque platform?

My vehicle doesn't need a software revolution. It doesn't need touchscreens with apps that control the radio and heater. It just needs to be useable, not cost my whole wage, and get me from point A to B. And be a car, not an urban tank.

And if you put "absolutely" before the word, it's a euphamism for drunk. "Absolutely watermeloned".

When you're a star, you can do anything, penetrate them by the smartphone. They just let you do it.

Hey, in the 1950s, nuclear power was all the rage.

It might surprise you to know: there are other countries in the world.

No. It was about the UK.

I mean their AI sucks anyway because the top video is Stephen Colbert's monologue from last night, and the second top one is The Daily Show. Not sure how that's under the topic "FBI" unless perhaps if Kash Patel is mentioned in a segment.

Youtube homepage "Explore more topics" section. Preselected first choice is a selection of videos ostensibly related to the "Federal Bureau of Investigation".

Youtube recommends some wild stuff, but this takes the absolute cake. Like, what? Come again? Never in my whole decade plus long history on youtube have I ever searched for the FBI.

I know what you meant, though, I'm just fucking around. Your keyboard probably autocorrected that lol

Ah yes, Law and Order SUV. The same Law and Order, just less efficient and higher off the ground!

Just a ton of police down on lemarchant, too. Not sure what it was about, they were around for about an hour and left. Ambulance, forensics, rifles, and all.

To be fair, the car companies were actually tried and convicted of destroying americas public transit after they bought up and cut service on a ton of transit systems or closed them altogether. They were fined $1.

I honestly can hardly imagine trump swinging a golf club. That seems like a lot of work for him.

"Observatory report found that Elon Musk’s X was the epicentre of Canadian conspiracy content"

This is my surprised face 😐️

(after witnessing livestreamed genocide) "but do you agree hamas..."