"attempted to collect your shipment" my ass
god forbid someone want to move a box from one place to another. that's clearly far too difficult of a request.
12.03.2026 20:17
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i have sat around all day waiting for the UPS driver to come pick up these packages, and despite the very simple instructions of "pick up between 2PM and 7PM", i haven't heard a word from them, and they have 10 minutes left before it's 7PM.
i am so unbelievably furious.
12.03.2026 18:50
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maybe drawing some degenerate smut could help heal my achy breaky heart
worth a shot, i guess.
11.03.2026 18:35
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a chaise longuer, if you will?
at least a chaise wider
11.03.2026 12:27
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going to bed at 5AM seems to be the new norm for me...
can't say i'm too thrilled about it, but, i've made my bed. i must lay in it.
11.03.2026 05:09
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NOT even paying attention to it
that's SO hot 👁️👁️
09.03.2026 14:16
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oh this is FANTASTIC NEWS, i'm so excited to read this!!
08.03.2026 19:28
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i'll make a proper promotional post tomorrow as it's nearly 5 AM and i am VERY tired, HOWEVER 📣
just posted a new Mini Comic on Patreon PLUS, some EXCLUSIVE Sexy Stevie pics along with it, here's a little peek 👁️
thank you for considering 💕
06.03.2026 04:45
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she can't make me..... unless....
08.03.2026 02:09
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i'll make a proper promotional post tomorrow as it's nearly 5 AM and i am VERY tired, HOWEVER 📣
just posted a new Mini Comic on Patreon PLUS, some EXCLUSIVE Sexy Stevie pics along with it, here's a little peek 👁️
thank you for considering 💕
06.03.2026 04:45
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Feliz Aniversário João!! 🥳
Espero que esteja a ter um dia fantástico!
Devo desejar um feliz aniversário também ao meu peluche da Sally, ou ela tem um aniversário diferente do seu? hehehe >;]
05.03.2026 20:36
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i am far too tired and emotionally distressed, so i will politely refuse to accept any logical or valid reasoning behind the systems we have put in play 😤
i just wanna send some got dang packages
04.03.2026 02:22
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in other news, i'm drawing a bunch of sexy naked Stevies for a mini comic. that's going up on Patreon hopefully this Thursday, keep an eye out if you're interested.
been doing a ton of animating too. i should really post more WIPs on Patreon, i just struggle to share unfinished work.
04.03.2026 02:18
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man, when did sending a package over seas become such a pain in the ass?
i gotta get labels from UPS and figure out all these codes and calculate customs and all this other guff.
what happened to slapping an address on a box and sending it?
i don't have the brain power for this right now.
04.03.2026 02:14
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oooh Happy Birthday! Hope you're having a great day! 🥳🍰
02.03.2026 17:52
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indeed! i too often struggle to not repeat my words too often, but sometimes it makes it more organic too!
25.02.2026 20:56
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do you ever write dialogue that activates very specific neurons in your brain that cause you to brick up almost instantly?
i don't even think what i was writing was THAT hot, and yet, as i sat there trying to find the right wording, something clicked in my brain that sprung me up right quick 😳
25.02.2026 04:02
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i drop to my knees in horror as i realize that i forgot to pre-order Constant Companions (Deluxe) by Jamie Paige on vinyl and now it's sold out everywhere.........
23.02.2026 13:05
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TWINDRILLS!!
Fellow Teto enjoyer spotted? 👁️👁️
21.02.2026 00:36
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📆 No time for horsing around! 🐎
it's been a minute since i made a mini comic public, huh?
well, i couldn't miss out on the Slapstick Together "Leo turns into an animal" tradition!
i'm glad Magna already expects it.
and was seemingly quite excited for this year 😏
Posted to Patreon on January 30th
18.02.2026 01:29
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indeed!
so just IMAGINE how much bigger he must be!
not to mention the flared up tip
18.02.2026 11:09
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it's all about those established boundaries, baby!
yes, he can do his silly cartoon antics as he pleases, and in return, she gets to be as handsy as she wants to be
18.02.2026 04:37
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📆 No time for horsing around! 🐎
it's been a minute since i made a mini comic public, huh?
well, i couldn't miss out on the Slapstick Together "Leo turns into an animal" tradition!
i'm glad Magna already expects it.
and was seemingly quite excited for this year 😏
Posted to Patreon on January 30th
18.02.2026 01:29
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💝 Happy Valentine's Day ☎️
14.02.2026 21:04
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because life can be cruel 😔
14.02.2026 22:55
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i used all the strength in me to not mention gooning in this, but he's absolutely gooning himself stupid, i'm glad the message came across 🙂↕️
14.02.2026 21:24
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💝 Happy Valentine's Day ☎️
14.02.2026 21:04
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i welcome it with open arms, accepting my fate 👐
14.02.2026 15:41
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