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It's not even like Hollywood has ever mythologized the average WW2 vet looking like this. It's almost always been scrawny hayseeds, Newsies-ass ethnic kids and Tom Hanks. Oh sure you get your leading men but he's always surrounded by 110lb buck privates.

Prices are up 30 cents since this post and the nearby liquor store has taken down its decade-old Trump Wine display this shit is so monumentally over.

Please don’t spread misinformation. Tomahawks fly at low altitude. It’s climbing like a THAAD interceptor (we are out of interceptors).

70s Malaise with Epic Bacon characteristics

And jfc the grammatical crimes they commit here to say 'there wasn't enough left to visually identify' just end up underscoring how devastating this strike must have been while Trump's partying and watching himself on TV.

Putting groypers in charge of all public government communication while barring soldiers from going to any college with a liberal arts program and you quickly get into situations where no one in a press shop can remember the word "presumed."

but seriously it's driving me mad that nobody sees the writing on the wall here and they're all brushing off her anxiety as 'just part of being a doctor, don't sweat it.'

Santos is a diagnosable sociopath so to be expected there but Robby, Whitaker, McKay, Langdon???

the kind that's absolutely gonna exploit her neurodivergence which nobody else in the Pitt seems to see coming like a screaming freight train

James Cameron, the genius who made The Terminator & Terminator 2 figured out the whole secret to the 80s & 90s, the ultimate fantasy for Americans, and it can be summed up like this: "I have to blow you away now because I feel strongly that it's in both our best interests." You see the beauty here? What happens in both movies? A bodybuilder guy drops buck nekkid out of the sky sent from the future to waste our savior. So we have to KILL the Terminator before HE kills John Connor the man who will save the world from nuclear destruction in 1997. So what kind of story does this set up? A story where, no matter WHAT you do no matter WHO you step on and no matter HOW MANY people you kill you can NEVER BE WRONG. Because if you don't do what you have to do THE WORLD WILL END. Because there's one person more important than The Terminator and that's the person TRYING TO KILL The Terminator. This covers all situations. Divorce? Sorry babe gotta save the world. Slow service at Denny's? You're delaying my mission so I think I'll grab you by the throat turn you upside down and grind your skull into a Potato Mexicana Plate. Oh you need to see my ID? Here it's in the form of 200 shotgun pellets in your STOMACH. It's the ultimate way to say, "Your existence doesn't fit in with my career goals right now so please act like you never existed." The Terminator is like [redacted.] You don't really LIKE him but you know EXACTLY what he'll do at all times. He has a goal. He mows down anybody between himself and that goal. And he'll keep repeating that same pattern until something drastic happens like getting shot through the head with a Cruise missile and dumped into a vat of molten steel. After that he MIGHT stop. With "Terminator 2," Jimbo Cameron figured out how to live out the Terminator Fantasy AND the Anti-Terminator Fantasy. You get to KILL the Terminator and BE the Terminator at the SAME TIME. It's GREAT. Ultra-super-mega-violence in order to create world peace. My kinda flick!

thinking about Joe Bob's original 1991 review of Terminator 2 and its statement on American life. Alt text has one important redaction.

This especially sucks because in the age of algorithms, shrinking cinemas and splintered realities the horror host format seems an ideal format for a shared and curated movie experience. More platforms and distributors should embrace it.

They did a whole episode about people with a supposedly nonsexual rubber duck kink like we're supposed to know what that is! Incredible network television. bsky.app/profile/jdcu...

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Yes. And endlessly mining real life tragedy comes at the opportunity cost of not making more shows where a polycule of horny doctors have to stop sewer gators from attacking a gender-inclusive wet t-shirt contest.

Which is the show America needs rn.

I'll let others deal with the everybody's 12 thing which is true but I want to point out they even fail to gleam or even understand the parables designed for said 12-year olds.

And Deadpool - Canadian for one. For another got cancer almost certainly from burn pit exposure and other chemicals that Trump's VA & EPA will work day and night to say are good for you.

-John Wick. Knows he's the bad guy. His entire saga a tragic reckoning as he clashes with the corrupt world he helped build himself.

-Optimus Prime & Superman. Refugees.

-Maverick. Cares not one bit for glory or combat or revenge. Merely that no one he commands or flies with dies on his behalf.

-Tony Stark. Quits the military industrial complex altogether seeing his weapons used against Americans (Hi Ollie North)

-Maximus. Fighting in a pointless war about five minutes before the narcissist tyrant he serves murders his family.

-Les Grossman. ADL? Wanna hop in on this one?

So, just picking apart some of the illiterate media references here:

-Walter White- Drug dealer threatening his wife.

-Kylo Ren. Bad guy. Leader of a Space Nazi army. Literally the bit where he relentlessly bombards the #1 space antifascist of all time TO ZERO EFFECT ON TARGET.

Still, give them nothing. Place holds, whip votes against and roast him so bad in the hearings that even Fetterman smells the stench of loser on him.

In environment where nominees are likely to be confirmed even with 98% of Ds against Mullin is almost a welcome choice. He's wildly stupid, it gets him out of the Senate where he might have infested American life for decades and he'll maybe last a year as toxic & forgotten as every other ex-DHS sec.

social worker Kiara placing a confident bet on the Pitt betting board

"$20 on Nicki Minaj, dick pics, unsolicited AND rejected at UFC White House"

Need to start a pool on which MAGA personality that noted power-adjacent starfucker Corey Lewandowski shoots his shot with next.

well at least gas is cheap and he hasn't started any new wars

Every time they say they're not following 'woke PC rules of engagement' they should have to have the words 'so you killed those schoolgirls on purpose?' ringing in their ears well past the point they hope booze and pills drown it out.

Prefacing this by saying Iran's brutalities in its own borders and against Iraqis, Syrians, Israelis, Palestinians have bordered on genocidal...

...this single thing is worse than anything Iran's ever done to Americans. Worse than the Barracks, Khobar, Embassies, EFPs.

Send Hegseth to the Hague.

Buddy Guy 2001 remains the greatest concert experience I've ever had. Ridiculous skill and raw energy that really felt like the closest I'd ever come to seeing Hendrix. That 'past & future' sequence in the flick hit the nail on the head.

Well, credit to Corey's stamina

It's important to leave your replies on a viral skeets open just long enough to be reminded that you're a much better poster than most, with evidence.

This post is going around again and I cannot stress enough that Mullin posted this knowing good and goddamn well that he's never served. "I'll expose myself to enemy fire to communicate" ohhhh get a load of Mike fuckin Murphy over here guys.

Like Noem, Mullin fulfills the primary job requirement for DHS secretary under Trump II: Never been a troop but likes to play one on TV.