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J, The Village Blacksmith

@theknifeguy

Science couldn’t kill me and neither can you! *gets stabbed*

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big chungus on club drugs

12.03.2026 00:34 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

They really photoshopped the hell out of him to try to make him look like he’s not a rotting corpse that is actively deteriorating due to his own evil corrupting his corporeal form

11.03.2026 22:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

Three panel comic. Panel 1: a giant squid wearing a yellow Bart t-shirt and some terrible hypebeast shorts is looking in the mirror. It says, “need groceries… but all my clothes are in the laundry.” Panel 2: the squid, now also wearing hot pink crocs, exits its apartment and says, “eh. I won’t see anyone.” Panel 3: two fisherman are pulling the squid to the surface of the water and pointing at it. An overlayed news caption reads: RARE SQUID SIGHTED - the fit was crazy

11.03.2026 15:40 👍 11375 🔁 2513 💬 49 📌 29

These are the 4 things AI can do well:

•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday

You can see why we need to base our economy around it

06.03.2026 18:46 👍 5409 🔁 1192 💬 68 📌 9
Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

Swan Boy wearing a Descendents shirt becking you to visit swanboy.com. The background looks like a vacation to southern Florida threw up "all over da place"

swanboy.com

20.10.2025 03:00 👍 1319 🔁 187 💬 140 📌 394

I say do it, start a church too while youre at it

06.03.2026 05:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i love having free will
#RE9 #ScoobyDoo

05.03.2026 15:10 👍 10030 🔁 3342 💬 58 📌 18

everyone is 11 and there are only 3 companies

27.02.2026 00:48 👍 92 🔁 15 💬 4 📌 1

I am saying the same back to you 🫡

27.02.2026 05:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Me since age 12: can’t wait to play Resident Evil this weekend

27.02.2026 05:06 👍 51 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Independent-Trash966 21h
I built a body for GPT
Gone Wild

[image is a horrible robot]

Independent-Trash966 21h I built a body for GPT Gone Wild [image is a horrible robot]

hey what the fuck

26.02.2026 20:08 👍 815 🔁 57 💬 76 📌 35

They’re the best imo, Ocarina didn’t used to make my top 3 but I replayed it recently and it really is a 10/10

22.02.2026 18:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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22.02.2026 18:13 👍 416 🔁 13 💬 11 📌 0

monsters with secret hearts of gold

22.02.2026 06:53 👍 39 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0

Majora’s Mask, Wind Waker, Ocarina

22.02.2026 07:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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This is hell

18.02.2026 01:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Good luck finding someone with enough money to buy it that wasn’t on the Epstein list

17.02.2026 15:29 👍 432 🔁 31 💬 8 📌 1
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Very rough sketch of my Starfinder character’s jacket

17.02.2026 05:00 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Season two needs to come out already, I need more of these weird little freak ass pirates on my tv

17.02.2026 04:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He’s always been there for me

17.02.2026 04:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I've known this guy my whole life

17.02.2026 04:21 👍 2652 🔁 441 💬 47 📌 21
17.02.2026 03:21 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Do we have a good alternative to Discord yet

Please for the love of god don’t say Slack

16.02.2026 18:16 👍 129 🔁 5 💬 14 📌 0

Charlie made her stop because grooming teen girls is the man’s job in a traditional Christian household

16.02.2026 04:58 👍 794 🔁 140 💬 1 📌 3

We can’t have chatgpt boyfriends anymore because of Warkness

15.02.2026 21:51 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Jesus Christ that’s bleak

15.02.2026 21:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

6. advocating for mental health means even when it’s ugly and hard and not just when it’s art therapy colouring books
7. you don’t have to forgive people to move on
8. i’m pretty certain neurodiverse people invented everything
9. pets will tell you where the ghosts are
10. kindness will win

06.02.2026 22:25 👍 281 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 0
A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera

Support/Tank/DPS

14.02.2026 13:09 👍 7114 🔁 2040 💬 37 📌 45
A crystal Shrek crafted by Swarovski, priced at $950

A crystal Shrek crafted by Swarovski, priced at $950

I hope he got me the Swarovski crystal Shrek for Valentine’s Day this year.

14.02.2026 15:25 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0