Morning....Night....Who can say really?
Morning....Night....Who can say really?
Yeah, everyone who knows that ICQ was the best is like we built this city, kids.
Oh I'm absolutely falling asleep to this
I legit was like "WBC o'clock let's go!"
It's World Baseball Classic O'Clock! Who's up?
A real opportunity for Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski to put their concerns to the test, if you ask me.
Of course it is!
Ding dong the witch is dead!!!
I know, I was watching. That game almost started today, though.
Happy World Baseball Classic Day to all who observe π
That home run rocked.
Zero. Literally zero.
Although I will be in Miami for the World Baseball Classic in a week so maybe it's foreshadowing?
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They aren't real boobs
Whoever created the "all the ways you can worry about dying" commercial just fucking stop. 2026 is already a sea of awful without ads reminding me I could get eaten by an alligator.
I can't even process what product this ad is for because my anxiety is already too high just from existing.
We are in the dumbest timeline, y'all.
Junior Caminero in a Team Dominican Republic jersey:
105.4 MPH single
101.1 MPH triple
118.5 MPH single
107.8 MPH HR
112.5 MPH single
110.1 MPH single
Dodgers are having Fernando Valenzuela Jr. throw out a ceremonial first pitch today before their game against Mexico
I've seen enough: James Talarico (D) wins the #TXSEN Dem primary.
For years on my old blog I published the names of servicemembers who died in Iraq & Afghanistan. No other outlets were.
These are the first 4 Americans to die in the Iran War.
Capt. Cody A. Khork, 35
Sgt. 1st Class Noah L. Tietjens, 42
Sgt. 1st Class Nicole M. Amor, 39
Sgt. Declan J. Coady, 20
A much cuter rhino!
The greatest thing on the internet today
An underrated part of this tweet is where Shamwow calls them "rhinos" instead of RINOs
Wow: In the early vote, it's a blow-out *so far*.
Rodney Sadler, the progessive pastor and activist, leads state Representative Carla Cunningham 75% to 18%.
(Stay tuned as we see how the Election Day vote compares, but that's an ominous start for the incumbent.)
Context:
Hi hello Junior Caminero
An all-time banger from mi gente.
youtu.be/s8nUvS1IdiU?...
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Listen, this is a dream for me, personally. I'm just not sure it was really meant to be combo'd. I might open a portal to a bad timeline with this.
Look, I love it. But I don't think I've done a single mock from any slot that has led to this start
Let's get weird, TGFBI