Keith Lowell Jensen's Avatar

Keith Lowell Jensen

@keithlowell

Comedian Author Mother of Dragons https://keithlowelljensen.com

736
Followers
372
Following
597
Posts
15.08.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by Keith Lowell Jensen @keithlowell

To all the libertarian bros who voted for him because he'd keep us out of war, good fucking job. Thanks for everything.

02.03.2026 00:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
The US surpassed 1,100 measles cases in two months. Expect more deaths next | CNN The US has recorded more than 1,100 measles cases so far this year, according to data published Friday by the US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. It’s a troubling milestone that has many in...

MAHA?
www.cnn.com/2026/02/27/h...

01.03.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ChatGPT is shedding users fast. Since yesterday alone, estimates suggest more than a million accounts have been deleted and the boycott continues to gain momentum. Incredible work, everyone!

01.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 7381 πŸ” 1716 πŸ’¬ 231 πŸ“Œ 106
Video thumbnail

Mark Warner: "I saw no intelligence that Iran was on the verge of launching any kind of preemptive strike against the United States. None."

01.03.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 18860 πŸ” 5623 πŸ’¬ 635 πŸ“Œ 266
Video thumbnail

Kaine on Fox: "The president can act to defend US against imminent attack without congressional approval. But if you're going to initiate war, you need Congress. The president not only did not come to Congress, he acted without even notification to the vast majority of us. This is an illegal war."

01.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 15332 πŸ” 4358 πŸ’¬ 721 πŸ“Œ 225
Preview
It Can Now Be Plainly Said: Trump Is Planning a November Coup d’État During the campaign, it was kind of hard to picture the specifics of how Trump might pull such a thing off. Alas, it’s getting less hypothetical by the week.

Ahem

28.02.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 64 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
Dozens of FBI records apparently missing from Epstein files, including Trump accuser interviews | CNN Three interviews related to a woman who accused President Donald Trump of sexually assaulting her decades ago appear to be among the missing files in the DOJ release.

Watergate was nothing compared to this:
www.cnn.com/2026/02/24/u...

25.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump.
www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

24.02.2026 14:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

This is the interview Donald Trump didn’t want you to see.

His FCC refused to air my interview with Stephen Colbert.

Trump is worried we’re about to flip Texas.

17.02.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 12412 πŸ” 4933 πŸ’¬ 263 πŸ“Œ 308
Video thumbnail

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

16.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 30349 πŸ” 8796 πŸ’¬ 578 πŸ“Œ 462

DHS is issuing subpoenas to Google, Meta, and other tech companies for names, email addresses, telephone numbers and other identifying data behind social media accounts that track or criticize ICE.

It's fascism.

#AbolishICE #FDT #fascism

14.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 933 πŸ” 400 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 29

I realize media doesn’t think it’s a big deal that Trump, Vance & Hegseth continue to give partisan political speeches to troops, evidenced by the fact that they are never asked about it nor are members of Congress, but it is one of the most dangerous things happening right now.

14.02.2026 12:51 πŸ‘ 8073 πŸ” 2490 πŸ’¬ 214 πŸ“Œ 105
Video thumbnail

Rep. Delia Ramirez to DHS officials: "I have as much respect for you as I do for the last white men who put on masks to terrorize communities of color. I have no respect for the inheritors of the Klanhood and the slave patrol. Those activities were criminal and so are yours."

10.02.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 53367 πŸ” 16911 πŸ’¬ 1157 πŸ“Œ 1343
Post image
06.02.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 177 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump has posted on Truth Social about 65 times in the last 90 minutes, including a video he posted at 8:44 PM PT describing election fraud lies that shows racist AI images of Michelle and Barack Obama as monkeys at the end. I’ve confirmed this is real and watched it myself.

25th Amendment now.

06.02.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 10715 πŸ” 3534 πŸ’¬ 537 πŸ“Œ 216
Post image

After Donald Trump took office, companies linked to Donald Trump Jr. got defense contracts worth tens of MILLIONS of dollars.

Coincidence?

@blumenthal.senate.gov, @kim.senate.gov and I are investigating what could be a giant conflict of interest.

02.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 882 πŸ” 207 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 14
Video thumbnail

πŸ“Ή NEW from KSDK News: hundreds of people in St. Louis marched to Enterprise Center on Wednesday and dropped a banner to demand Enterprise end *every* contract it has with ICE!

29.01.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 8160 πŸ” 2440 πŸ’¬ 156 πŸ“Œ 86

I worked at Blockbuster Video when Frankenhooker came out, and the dozen or so boxes, on a shelf low enough that kids could reach them, had a little button that when you pressed it said "Wanna date?" Definitely one of my most early '90s of memories.

28.01.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This isn't about "training issues." The murderer who executed Renee Good has been with ICE for 10 years, and according to DHS, the murderer who executed Alex Pretti has been there for 8 years.

These aren't "new recruits," or officers that can be "retrained." ICE can't be reformed. Abolish ICE.

26.01.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 26694 πŸ” 8853 πŸ’¬ 1065 πŸ“Œ 453
Post image

Reminder that, as of the latest reports, Liam Ramos is still in prison in Texas - now for 5 days.

His parents are legal asylum seekers with no criminal record.

27.01.2026 00:30 πŸ‘ 24633 πŸ” 11099 πŸ’¬ 693 πŸ“Œ 577
Post image

You misspelled "BORED".

24.01.2026 08:39 πŸ‘ 24928 πŸ” 5198 πŸ’¬ 1319 πŸ“Œ 246

Whenever I try to type "I'm on my way" my phone changes it to "I'm in my way".
I know, phone! I KNOW!!!

23.01.2026 04:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
In a nutshell presents live story telling January 23rd stories of substance to what happens when drugs go right? January 23rd at the Sophia Four exceptional storytellers tell all. Kiry Shabazz inanutshellstorytelling.com
Fire includes a photo of Kiry Shabazz

In a nutshell presents live story telling January 23rd stories of substance to what happens when drugs go right? January 23rd at the Sophia Four exceptional storytellers tell all. Kiry Shabazz inanutshellstorytelling.com Fire includes a photo of Kiry Shabazz

Keitb Lowell Jensen, Aaron carnes, Kiry Shabazz taking a selfie in the showroom at the Sofia theater

Keitb Lowell Jensen, Aaron carnes, Kiry Shabazz taking a selfie in the showroom at the Sofia theater

In a Nutshell starts up again this Friday!!

21.01.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#Sacramento #California

#ICETerrorists 🀝 #MAGA attack #ICEObserver

20.01.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

abcnews.go.com/US/lawyers-a...

19.01.2026 02:36 πŸ‘ 13741 πŸ” 4101 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 257
Preview
Trump Sets Fraudster Free From Prison for a Second Time

In 2021 convicted fraudster Adriana Camberos was freed from prison when Trump commuted her sentence.
She returned to crime, convicted in 2024 in an unrelated fraud.
This week, Trump pardoned her & her brother, opening the prison gates for Ms. Camberos a 2nd time.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...

17.01.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheap Trick at Budokan isn't on there, list is invalid.

16.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at this absolute queen

16.01.2026 12:22 πŸ‘ 21644 πŸ” 5373 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 293
Video thumbnail

Walz: "What's happening in MN defies belief. News reports simply don't do justice to the level of chaos & disruption & trauma the federal govt is raining down... This long ago stopped being a matter of immigration enforcement. Instead, it's a campaign of organized brutality against the people of MN"

15.01.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 44157 πŸ” 16178 πŸ’¬ 1632 πŸ“Œ 868

My wife is Norwegian.
For 22 years I have found her to be the hotness, AND YET, SOMEHOW, I've never made a Norwegian Wood joke! This post is my confession

14.01.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0