if you regret enough of your life they should give you a do-over
07.03.2026 03:15
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if you regret enough of your life they should give you a do-over
Roy @im_roy_leeβ’ 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X β’β’ got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 γ»γ57 2.1K il 415K δΌ Elizabeth Holmes β’ @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM β’ 3/5/26 β’ 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 δΌ
tell it i say hello
so youβre saying my 34yo ass has a chanceβ¦
Steamworks 2
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. Itβs toast time.
because nothing is allowed to work for long and everything must become worse with time. confused why i have to remind you of all people about this.
everyone talks about Apple autocorrect like itβs not a setting we can turn offβ¦like, 10 years autocorrect sober here β
Twilight Zone premise
Mariana EnrΓquez asks RosalΓa to name a quality she looks for in a man:
βThat heβs gay.β
(open.spotify.com/episode/7F69...)
weβve asked millions of 26-year-olds to do that for like 2 decades at this point
i assume that cannot be easy to come by where you are
they should invent an organic apple that doesnβt start rotting the second it reaches my doorstep
sorry to be so late with this but
oh then youβre perfectly qualified! or so i hearβ¦
yes
more like capricious and gaseous
pretty upset with my intestines this week tbh
Wire mommy seems colder than usual. Wonder what I did to disappoint her.
BjΓΆrk saw Glitter album flop on release and said ββ¦i know exactly what i need to do to keep the Vespertine tour afloatβ
itβll be museums next
i heard theyβre gonna be putting me in a kill shelter
i need everyone to stop acting like a Wired article about millionaires in the Bay in 2026 is Lavender Scare redux
i think we can talk about how men wield power in American workplaces through sexual encounters β sometimes consensual, sometimes violent, often somewhere in the vast lands in-between β in Silicon Valley and other industries, and in 2026 those conversations must include gay men
whatβs wrong with debit cards
i destroyed my root chakra. itβs over & iβm not going to make it.
bleep bloop
