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Atty. Chris.

@attychris

I’m a lawyer. I like fire, ancient languages, and soccer. Milwaukee.

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06.03.2026 15:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cool! I’ve had on sitting on my shelf that I’ve never had the time to use. I’ve been hunting for ideas.

06.03.2026 15:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t get me started on Illinois. Do you like unbridled chaos? No one ever knows what is going on, including the judges.

06.03.2026 05:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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05.03.2026 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dude.

05.03.2026 17:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The DOJ: where everything’s made up and the points don’t matter.

05.03.2026 12:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 22:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’ve lost them to AA batteries in Desert Storm but never A2A… yet.

02.03.2026 20:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was trying to figure this out—when was the last time we had F-15s taken down not by a mid-air collision or air-to-air combat? Desert Storm?

02.03.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I told you already—you DON’T have to tattoo my name on your back. I’m not sure who put that idea in your head.

01.03.2026 22:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“Hey, it was the data, not us!”

01.03.2026 21:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can I like this twice?!

28.02.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Maybe he doesn’t have enough peace trophies?

28.02.2026 19:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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28.02.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

True/false: I’m on the label of a local brew.

28.02.2026 18:08 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You forgot B2B Disruptor.

27.02.2026 14:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Does someone need to read The Runaway Bunny to you?

27.02.2026 04:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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That’s quite logical. When the time comes you tell me what you need: maybe a keg, or some boxes of Kleenex, or just some large German men doing some Schuhplattling! My treat!

27.02.2026 02:33 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Epstein Files: NPR Finds 53 Missing ‘Trump’ Pages — the DOJ Has No Explanation NPR finds 53 Epstein file pages missing from the DOJ release, deepening questions about transparency in Trump’s own Justice Department.

I bet I can think of one

27.02.2026 01:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t imagine. I’m sure the search itself is tolling—ever think of setting an automatic Google alert so you don’t have the mental/emotional burden of manually searching?

27.02.2026 01:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Great money-saving tips from my local power company!

“Dishwashing: Avoid hand washing dishes. Run your dishwasher only when full and select the no-heat drying option to save more than $40 annually.”

SAVE THREE DOLLARS A MONTH IN EXCHANGE FOR HATING MY LIFE!!

27.02.2026 01:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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27.02.2026 00:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NO STRICT LIABILITY WHAT KIND OF CHAOS DO YOU HAVE THERE

27.02.2026 00:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Ale House has some good beer though.

26.02.2026 17:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Gross. It all feels like a scam these days.

26.02.2026 17:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Embarrassing.

26.02.2026 16:39 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wanted to see Mon Rovia when he came to Milwaukee a few months ago. The price differential with scalpers almost made me spork the person next to me.

26.02.2026 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wow, this feels super unconstitutional. I would love to see what it thinks its legal basis is.

Also, with all the chaos in the world, this is what they’re choosing to commit their limited resources to?

26.02.2026 14:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ugh, we’re back on this tired fable?

24.02.2026 13:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Livestream it!

24.02.2026 00:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0