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Broseph Hoffmann

@chimpotle

Less emotion, more emulsion

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Latest posts by Broseph Hoffmann @chimpotle

Thankfully still a month or two before the first "Sunny. Sixty. Scare the shit out of people weaving thru traffic on my. Sport bike"

31.01.2025 02:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Nothing quite as relaxing after a long day of work as drinking a beer while your SO continues to have to work

31.01.2025 02:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How do I up the sandwich & beer content?

31.01.2025 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes my feed is interesting/depressing news. Then it randomly swaps to pictures of mushrooms. Like...I don't even fucking know, guys.

31.01.2025 01:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If someone could just forward me the AI image result of "mahomes naked hanging major dong" to blow up the inbox of all the haters, I would be 100% grateful

27.01.2025 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks, champ!

27.01.2025 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just a KC boy, standing on an IL street, holding a box of NY pizza

27.01.2025 03:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Still magically celebrating life on the 8-year anniversary of eating a Crunchy Doritos Locos Naked Chicken Chalupa Chalupa #LiveMas #TacoBell

26.01.2025 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have reached the level of old I did not know existed, where I don't need readers, yet I can't read anything with my glasses on.

26.01.2025 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah, it's gonna be a no from me, dawg #heyfatboys

17.11.2024 15:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0