like it would be nice if you got a show where the dialogue was timeless but the Sooo That Just Happened factor has been cranked down like 900% and the characters cussing a bunch and saying how horny and traumatized they are aren't a 95 year old Jean-Luc Picard I'LL FRIGGIN TAKE IT
Starfleet Academy is so good and if you can't get past how the dialogue is I can promise you the average episode of Discovery would kill you like a medieval peasant brought low by exposure to a single Dorito chip
can't really explain it but both guys in the background seem like devils to me. they seem like evil people. I think they're going to be on the news for eating somebody and they're going to use this picture because it's the only one anyone has
a billion dollar adaptation of a fantasy series that involves elves doing a thing that's like trial by combat but with spankings and as soon as people find out they're trying to tone down the spankings there's riots, blood in the streets
that guy knows a really good kind of being alive
Anybody who owns a skeleton is scary. "I'm a doctor" you're a creep and everybody knows
probably best to just pin this
Blue Meat with rice and vegetables
God wants me to die for inventing Blue Meat but I refuse
when your bathroom ceiling explodes and you prolly can't realistically afford to move, well, that's amore
people with rich parents paying for all their stuff should have to disclose it so that I can fight them for the chance to replace them in their family
opening up Pluto TV and there's a Vic Fontaine episode of DS9 on is the universe kissing u on the cheek
if you don't watch network TV you'd have no idea the number one show on TV right now is an hour of a dog eating bras on CBS. NBC tried to do an hour of a chimp eating jock straps but somebody mailed them a bomb
the Doctor's Niles
are we doin epaulets on jackets again or are we only bringing back shit that sucks from the 2000s
It's okay to let me give you surgery. It's okay for two friends to have a really special day
Choushinsei Flashman: The Movie (1986)
a four hour youtube video railing against George Lucas for saying that Watto is supposed to read as Italian, insisting his skull shape is "all wrong"
🚨just saw a guy getting on the train with one of those molded Icelandic glacial spring bottles but totally full of milk🚨 stay safe out there
My small wish is that when the snow melts it experiences terrible pain, worse than anything we could imagine
i think, personally, that perverting american society into a factory whose only product is human misery at home and abroad is probably bad to do but we're putting all of our resources into doing that for some reason so it must be good in a way I don't understand
They got a real Pikachu at the Central Park Zoo but they don't let kids see it because it's constantly laying eggs and eating the babies when they hatch
And yet you tried to destroy it, curious
I think if you work in computers right now a really good idea is to think, if I was in a Dark Knight Rises style kangaroo court how much would everyone be hooting and hollering before my unbelievably gruesome death
45 minute Last Week Tonight segment about how child support is a scam
love the moments where you're waking up from a nightmare shifting from one reality to another, unsure if you're going to have to live with the guilt of having murdered Garfield
when you lock the bathroom door on the Long Island Rail Road it flashes a big red DOOR IS LOCKED sign inside and outside and I think every bathroom in the world should have that
today is the only day you can retweet this
when I was a kid I would blindly download any song to do with Digimon from kazaa and that's how I've had this song from the Digimon Tamers Christmas Illusion album where the men in black type guys sing a vaguely scary Christmas rock song stuck in my head for 20 years
ok what's your favorite Steve Guttenberg movie WITHOUT saying The Religious Mr. Nudity
A good name for a salad dressing would be Divine Essences and a really bad one would be Leaf Humiliator
