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Snowpiercer but it’s all on dc metro in a fictional universe where they finish the blue line loop

This dance

Baby girl you look like country hipster magnum pi in that fit rn

My enemies have a picture of me doing the dance

He definitely drops his shoe size into conversation

I like WFH days because I can indiscriminately yell WOT DA ELL at emails all day

🎶 its springtime 🎸 in fucksville 🎵

Baby girl you were drooling just like pachelbels cannon lmao

Oh look here comes el hipster supremo

I would have said “ad hominem attacks“ rather than “personal attacks” as a kind of veiled legal threat that makes the internet such a pleasant place to be.

All mine say Orb in different colours

Springtime in dc. Birds chirping constant sirens its not too hot yet america still doesn’t think we deserve full rights of citizenship, beautiful stuff

I’m on paramount -

Jacques Himbeaux

Mistersouri

Just don’t tell big law

I love peanuts

Small law has found me

Hack lawyer anyway

Gotta be careful out here smh

Now fhat you’re no longer whomps idk how to subtweet you

Trader joes i hardlu know her joes lmao

lots of replies to this hm interesting

Logging onto spotify on the tv to set thr mood

stopping to drink a coca cola

Part of the reason i don’t eat there ever is the oversized burritos are too difficult to eat. Noting this critical development

Jusf saw two grackles fucking fyi

Stands for short term infections #finanz

Baby girl you were lowkey crashing out during pillow talk last night

Wanderer over a swamp of fog