new year new jaypea

why are taters the only thing we’ve totted

Using a crowbar to pry the metal panels off the side of a bus so I can harvest the succulent busmeat within

Sounds like a CoD trope honestly

Why do people keep calling this an affair? He sexually harassed an employee until she killed herself ffs.

Yeah it’s not the whole thing but it’s definitely embedded in the foundation

we’re never gonna recover from this gotDAMB

Why do people keep calling this an affair? He sexually harassed an employee until she killed herself ffs.

But you could.

It is morning, blueskis.

Give a man a per diem and he'll eat for a day

and fairly dull knives

microdosing my childhood by watching the united states start a war in the middle east

reddit posts a sampling for the search penable penabled my daughter penabled a 9 yo girl today ive been penabled I want to penable by coworker, suggestions? pen and ink to PENable a 12 year old

I have been a fountain pen user for a decade plus but I have never ventured onto r/fountainpen and I just learned that they calling getting others into fountain pens penabling and I just cannot

Ahh man fucque this

yet another meeting that could have been a dance battle

It’s a big tent, Hunter.

My God. He’s going to awaken the Southies.

I’ve been there, and that’s awful. We’re all stewing in horrors right now, and I wonder if some have already exposed themselves to so much visual trauma they’ve lost the ability to be responsible about spreading it around.

I hope you get some peace.

You do not have to watch the video of the senator attacking a veteran. You can’t predict what subjecting yourself to that trauma will do to your brain.

Protect your peace, beloveds.

A cup of ambition? In this economy???

It is morning, blueskis.

If when I woke from troubled dreams, I found myself transformed in my bed into a horrible vermin, it wouldn't have gone down like that.

I'd like to tell you a story about a friend of mine, lets call him "John"

I met John in college. We were in the same dorm and quickly bonded over movies, books and television.

One day, a group of us went to the lake. John removed his shirt and I was stunned to see a swastika tattoo on his chest.

It is morning, blueskis.

“Hitting him while he’s down” used to be universally understood as something only a pathetic loser would do.

𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺’𝘴 𝘉𝘢𝘣𝘺 is my favorite film about deviled eggs.

The tell is that he always—ALWAYS—picks a point two weeks in the future.