Sofiya Alexandra

Well prepare for Deep Dish Jesus

We had @benbowlin.bsky.social on episode 1849 ‘Knee Bends For Liberals, Ken Grift-ey Senior’ - listen now!

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So now Hayley Joel Almost is saying antisemitic stuff?! He didn’t even make The College Dropout

I think the most subtle way to be a hater is to put a period after congrats

Work it into your lay-down shower!

“Picked for you” bitch I don’t know you

SEATBELTS ARE INCOMPATIBLE WITH TITTIES

Odessa, the Ukrainian 'capital of humor' - The World from PRX In our newsfeeds, on our TVs, we see a growing list of Ukrainian cities: Kyiv, Kharkiv, Donetsk, Odessa. For many of us Americans, they are just points on a map. Places the Russian military has bombed...

UKRAINE

“A sense of #humor is not just a #copingmechanism, but it is also an act of #resistance.”

— @TheSofiya.bsky.social (Sofiya Alexandra)

#Odessa #humour #jokes #hustleculture #survival #survivors #comedian #PutinsQuagmire #war #invasion #NATO #EU #US #RussiaInvadedUkraine #Putin #Trump

Demi Moore?! More like Permanent Moore!!! 😍

Let’s be honest Kylie Jenner’s the actor in the relationship

This is great to see. Kudos to @willbunch.bsky.social for writing this and to anyone out there taking part in the #TeslaTakedown.

Tesla Has Highest Fatal Accident Rate of All Auto Brands: Study Tesla vehicles suffer fatal accidents at a rate that's twice the industry average, according to a new report.

If you'd like to help inform your neighbors about Tesla, here are a few quick factoids:

Tesla lies about range: www.reuters.com/investigates...

Tesla violates user privacy: www.reuters.com/technology/t...

Tesla owners die at twice the industry average rate: www.roadandtrack.com/news/a629191...

Don't forget to divest your Tesla stocks if you're holding them. If you have an ETF or retirement fund, tell your broker or fund manager to ditch $TSL. Paper billionaires like Musk live and die on their stock value.

My ex drives a Tesla and I’m not saying that if you get one you’re also getting a divorce but…….

Green flags in men:
- No mouth
- Can’t read
- Love wood
- Believes in Santa
- Loves hugging knives
- No parents living or dead
- Lives alone in house made of plaid
- Doesn’t eat/breathe
- No dancing/exiissting

Cybertrucks say “cool” like glasses say “smart” and in both cases you’re fucking blind

I think it was more likely the perjury he didn’t wanna do

Hooters in Talks to Prepare a Bankruptcy Filing in Coming Months Hooters of America is working with creditors on a plan to restructure the business through bankruptcy court in the coming months, according to people with knowledge of the arrangements.

How do you fumble big titties www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Not my mom leaving the Soviet Union for this 😭 “I just want a normal place for my daughter to grow up”

Diddy’s lawyer must have done a lot of soul searching before quitting during Black History Month

Screenshot of Variety article: Blackpink Announces 10-City International Tour, Including L.A., NYC and Chicago Stadium Stops By Chris Willman

😍 Blackpink in MY area???

From the boston community on Reddit Explore this post and more from the boston community

btw this kind of theft was state policy in Nazi Germany

there are often direct financial incentives to snitch on people

www.smithsonianmag.com/history/1938...

Banned Books Update: New Year, More Censorship — Malinda Lo Since 2021 and as of today, Feb. 4, 2025, six of my seven novels and two anthologies including my work have been censored in 96 cases across 20 states.

I've been tracking when and where my books are getting banned in the US since 2023. My books are all about queer teen girls and/or Asian Americans. Here's my latest update: As of today, my books have been censored in 96 cases across 20 states. www.malindalo.com/blog/2025/2/...

Ah yes, waking up every day wondering what else a grown racist child is gonna break before my morning tea, the real breakfast of champions!

16 Democratic senators recently voted to confirm the Trump-appointed Treasury Secretary who just gave Musk’s team access to a Treasury payment system that disburses trillions and holds mass quantities of personal information. Food for thought. www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

The Internet Archive has to date downloaded 500 terabytes of US government websites, which it crawls at the end of every presidential term. The whole archive is fully searchable. This effort's housed by a donation-funded nonprofit, not a branch of the US government. blog.archive.org/2024/05/08/e...

Watch Duty Fire map of LA showing all three fires grayed out

while The Horrors persist, let us celebrate less horrors overall…. because all three mega fires in Los Angeles are finally 100% contained!!

The pilot on my flight announced it was his last flight and everyone clapped which is pretty fucked up right before a suicide

Delta WiFi is shall we say a gamble

I love being on a plane now, not because of the possibility of leaving America, but because I don’t have WiFi to read about America leaving me 🌈