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Founder of The National Centre for Tabletop Games // HYPERMALL: UNLIMITED VIOLENCE // GODSTRENGTH BUY MY GAME OR ELSE https://rat-bastard-games.itch.io/hypermall-unlimited-violence business emails go to ratbastardgames@gmail.com

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I leave in the morning for this, help me help my girls!

06.03.2026 03:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HyperMall - porcupine man is already in the game, 5 minutes tops
Manticore - 2 minutes?
Don't Kill a Bird With a Baseball - The Bat Unit takes 1 minutes
GODSTRENGTH - however long it takes to explain what signifier and signified is
Coffinkeep - RAW you can't since your Delver is random. 5 min

06.03.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's in sale again please buy my shit, money is tight

03.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You better wake the fuck up now. If we don't make their lives ABSOLUTELY FUCKING MISERABLE, we're going be the ones who get shafted. And HARD.

You best believe that everything about the Internet we know is going to die and everything we know and love with it.

I've made my calls today. You need to.

06.03.2026 04:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2196 ๐Ÿ” 2423 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Why don't you learn to code nerd

05.03.2026 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This album art fucks

05.03.2026 20:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

TTRPG SAFETY ANNOUNCEMENT:
CW: CSA materials
I've just heard from a trusted source (with evidence linked below)
that @ colbosch. bsky. social was arrested in June last year for possession of CSAM.
Sharing this info so that others can look into it for themselves and keep themselves safe.

05.03.2026 15:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 332 ๐Ÿ” 254 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25 ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

Only reason I asked is because I've personally never heard of this person, and the name didn't seem *that* uncommon. But I trust that this is who you all say it is.

Appreciate it. Fuck this guy.

05.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I don't want to be mean, but I don't think you understood my argument.

You're presenting a version of my article where I basically want tags (as in, a way to point to external rules) but don't want to call them that.

This is a misrepresentation of my thesis.

05.03.2026 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're sure it's the same guy?

05.03.2026 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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iโ€™d make the case that the doohickey oughta be mentioned in the same breath as excalibur and other weapons of legend

05.03.2026 01:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1420 ๐Ÿ” 467 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 43
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S2 - a remixed classic

I actually fixed every problem that White Plume Mountain had :)

rat-bastard-games.itch.io/s2-white-plu...

05.03.2026 15:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wolves Upon the Coast Bundle Adventurer! This all-new Wolves Upon the Coast Bundle presents the Wolves Upon the Coast Grand Campaign, a bare-bones old-school tabletop roleplaying game by designer Luke Gearing. Your history is gon...

wolves upon the coast is the bundle of holding btw lol

bundleofholding.com/presents/Wol...

18.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 68 ๐Ÿ” 35 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

what do you mean??? we defeated the boss why didn't the level end???

05.03.2026 00:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

thought this was dwarf fortress

04.03.2026 23:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we're skinning you alive for this one champ

04.03.2026 23:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely fucking good

04.03.2026 17:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dredge Quick & Drown by Juniper Harper Lark A Game of Silt, Salt, and Verse by J.H.Lark

The playtest for Dredge Quick and Drown is live, for free, on my itch! Its a game sort of like if you took the Southern Reach Trilogy and set it on the edge of Ankh Morpork. Its also about the only part of Dark Souls that matters: the poison swamps.

juniper-h-lark.itch.io/dredge-quick...

04.03.2026 16:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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"Trash. You were the filthiest, boot-fellating fuck in the corporate world. You sold your soul for the good life. And like the trash you were, they threw you out. You foolishly believe redemption can be found in the blood of your old colleagues. We know better."
#HMUV @ratbastardgames.bsky.social

04.03.2026 13:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marco Rubio has spent the last 10000 years cultivating chi, what have YOU done for the American people?

04.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how do we know this isn't real has anyone checked

04.03.2026 06:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What does and doesn't work, how the pursuers play, that sorta thing

04.03.2026 06:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's in sale again please buy my shit, money is tight

03.03.2026 20:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 21 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If we cannot bring ourselves to represent an aspect of reality in fiction maybe that part of reality is bad

03.03.2026 02:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cannot think of a single one. The mean director of the ward who wants money or whatever is a trope.

No fictional doctor I can think of refuses to treat someone because of money.

03.03.2026 02:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is there a single American doctor show set in a for profit hospital? Like is there a day time version of House where he's asking for insurance?

03.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Includes art by @hodagrpg.bsky.social means it's automatically peak btw

02.03.2026 23:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The art hodag did is so good

03.03.2026 00:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My highly nuanced take its that they've left all their wives undefended. Your time is now, single people. Defeat the GI in the bedroom, defeat him overseas.

02.03.2026 23:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll be updating the rules soon.
- fewer spells per day = more tension
- more rituals
- more loot
- the last of the pesky tags removed
- less bolding and shit

02.03.2026 20:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0