paige 🍑

I honestly think I’d use this more if I could cross post but also who knows who cares can I go home yet

I did it again

checking in on here is like walking into a room in a house you forgot about

I read a book on conservatism that was written in 1960 and it not only sounded like it could’ve been written today but like I was reading about being an asshole and justifying being said asshole.

mentally i’m here, getting hammered #twinpeaks

one major improvement i've seen in the world over the course of my lifetime is the emergence of lightly-salted sweets. i just swung by a bakery to pick up a chocolate chip cookie and it had the slightest flaking of kosher salt on it. that shit went crazy. i think we're doing great in that department

Shut the fuck up shut up

People on the radio playing Michael McDonald according to the Yacht Rock documentary