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ooze is stored in the balls

Streaky the Supercat sleeping atop his Cat Fortress of Solitude.

🧡 Have a cozy Caturday 🧡

lol, “the enemy is destroyed, play in safety”

inside you there are two vulcans

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a poorly drawn cat with a drop pin shape

a grey cat inside a cat carrier, with only its head sticking out, making it look like a maps drop pin

📍

i mean, today does have strong thursday vibes

cat looking at camera and human remembering to turn off the flash

intrigued

A fake Magic: The Gathering card. It's titled "Psychic Dominator" and has concept artwork of the psychic dominator from Red Alert 2: Yuri's Revenge. The card costs 1X, 2 black, and 2 red to play. Spend another 2 red, 2 black, and tap the card to gain permanent control of a target creature and all creatures X/2 inches away from the target creature. I do not play MtG and have no idea if any of this makes sense.

the mystery mushroom was removed from the game after the discovery that children were cognitively unequipped to understand mario being small but still able to break blocks and crouch. at least three children under the age of ten were driven irrevocably insane during playtesting.

Raytheon Executive: I know you’re skeptical about buying American again. But hear me out. The MIM-104 Patriot is the only surface to air missile system with a proven track record of success against the US Air Force.

Danish Defense Minister: Continue.

roadhouseendgame i was talking to my mom about cardassians and said something along the lines of what must it be like to be a cardassian civilian. like abstractly knowing the rest of the galaxy thinks of your species as 'the evil ones' and kinda sorta knowing your government runs labor camps and torture prisons and is a military empire, and it's a huge deal for everyone else in the galaxy, but you just like run a restaurant so it's not a big part of your daily life, so you just like, go about your day and make soup and don't think about it' and then halfway through my sentence i actually heard myself and then had to go sit down for like ten minutes. like sat down in a chair and stared at the floor for ten minutes

whoops

Foto de uma porta de vidro onde a imagem de um gato cinza rajado sentado do lado de fora de lado olhando pra foto se mistura com o reflexo das pernas da pessoa que tirou a foto fazendo parecer que a cabecinha do gato está ligada num par de pernas humanas.

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Patient ID: 4569 Patient Julio Name: FELINE Species: DOMESTIC MEDIUMHAIR Breed: MN Sex: Orange Color: 9/14/2015 (10 years 5 months) Birthday: 11.38 LBS Weight: Microchip:

My parents took Julio to the vet and they listed his sex as orange.

basically the old world is dying and the new world struggles to be born, but as long as there aren't any monsters everything should be fine

just polished a bunch of flatware, really had to get in there to clear out the buffing compound. straight butlermaxxing over here.

lmao

I’d never really experienced it much before but holy shit now I know what people mean when they say the Q Continuum has a gangstalking problem

orange cat in a paper back with its head sticking out

low poly cat with an HD head

a black cat with its mouth open

gizmo apparently needs something

I love how you can still see (and feel) the wood grain from the shuttering when the concrete was poured. It's beautiful

Every third hetero couple but it's Goldberry and Tom Bombadil

just a little leverage, as a treat

a metroidvania except it's Alien and you're the titular alien stalking through the nostromo

the game's 'bad' ending is the movie plot

i think my favorite feature in Workday, a comprehensive HRMS solution, is that it sometimes will randomly clear out input fields in a long form when i enter things too quickly. need to wait a second between typing something and hitting tab.

fucker doesn't even know what a coin looks like

text: the original adventure by bob howell for all atari computers. the original colossal cave adventure faithfully reproduced from the 'main-frames' this is the one that launched the whole adventure craze of today! *two mazes *130 rooms *deadly dragons *nasty dwaves *tenacious troll *the pirate & more! *86 coded hints *save/resume *40k disk originally $29.95 now $12.95 (an illustration of a side on view of a dragon's head is on the right)

print ad, excerpt (1985) archive.org/details/1985...

The server complimented me on how prepared I was when ordering my food and coffee. It’s possible to win at ordering and this is a normal thing to want