The sad thing is, most podcast bros are already deathly afraid of their buttholes, so this could actually be a real segment
05.03.2026 22:11
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The sad thing is, most podcast bros are already deathly afraid of their buttholes, so this could actually be a real segment
Between chatting about astrology and driving me to multiple post offices, she was a true Girl's Girl, and I hope she makes all the sales forever π
A pin display banner hanging from the back of a car headrest.
In honor of #MelanatedMarch, shoutout to the absolute diva rideshare driver that took me to the post office recently.
This was only a fraction of the wares she was slinging in her car; the other side had earrings, the divider had bracelets & watches, & she had rings & necklaces upfront!
There has never been an official, comprehensive record of Black-owned bookstores across the United States β until now
The elderly African American urge to shred my mail before putting it in the trash to protect my identity even tho all our data has been compromised online
hey
hey
im preparing you for this okay
hey
next week is daylight savings time
there
now you're prepped
it cant sneak up on you now its next week
Oh, Iβm gonna keep going. Itβs Black History Year now since the cΕΓ€qΕ―ΔΕΕ wanted to play all day.
This new month (March) will focus on Black women.
April? Neurodivergent Black people (& more).
May? Blasians & those in the mental health field.
June? Queer Black people.
And so on & so forth.
Also: Jessica Alba & Vivica Fox were in this, being extremely hot & either trying to save the world or attempting to help the lead not succumb to being Satan's literal handpuppet.
You expect me, a simple bisexual, to NOT be captivated? Impossible.
Quote skeet with straight movies that still feel kinda gay to you
We really don't talk about Idle Hands anymore, & it's a bummer, because while the main ship was straight, you definitely could make the argument that the 3 best friends made out at least once or twice while zooted
But if I could do anything at all to help myself this month, I made a point to open the blinds today. I haven't done that in easily 6 months.
Baby steps.
This entire month, some shit's been going wrong with her. I've been doing my best to try and give her grace, but it's hard as fuck, especially when I never seem to get a break.
Idk how many more "Fuck it, we ball"'s I got left in me, man.
I love my body.
I love it, I promise. It does so much for me, and I don't take any of that for granted ever.
But the way I wanna beat this bitch up with a sack of oranges sometimes... WHEW JESUS
There is no acceptable military activity. There is no carbon budget for warfare. We know, as a species, violence doesnβt improve our collective state, so why do we allow deeply unserious people to hold power and demand violence be perpetrated at the state level upon individuals? War is for dipshits.
Happy Black History Month!! i remembered this list of webcomics by Black creators and was glad that I was able to find it again!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
a reminder of where i stand:
- free palestine
- end capitalism
- end u.s. colonialism and war
- gen ai is theft & is killing the planet
- trans rights now
- defund cops
- abolish ice
if you disagree, the unfollow & block buttons are free to use.
Please & thank you.
I wanna learn how to tell that it is AI and I want to remove it from my skyline.
Bro itβs like we living in midevil times. Everything is mid and evil. π
A painting of a bird beside the text "can anyone tell me what the fuck is going on?"
This is a perfect encapsulation of my feelings towards the new starters lmao
Happy #PokemonDay to these three adorable goblins πβ€οΈπ
happy pokemon day! i asked some friends to tell me their favorite pokemon...
#pokemonday
Happy Pokemon 30th! Hereβs an old Gengar piece that Iβm not sure if I ever shared here. (Personal, 2024) π©΅π
I'm genuinely mad at how poorly this month went for us. There were so many great things people did & accomplished, but none of us got a moment to breathe due to other people being shitheads.
We deserve a redo!
They're cute!
This BHM genuinely felt like a group of cartoon villains saw us hit a milestone & went "100 years of excellence, eh? How's about 28 days of stress-induced bubble guts?? LET'S SEE WHAT'S POPPING NOW, NI-"
I know itβs difficult right now, but I insist that you seek and enjoy beautiful things, even if it seems frivolous or irresponsible in the face of overwhelming horror. I want you to feed yourself artistically, spiritually, and literally, because you canβt Do The Work when youβre starving.
A screenshot of Martin Lawrence on the Martin sitcom. He is wearing a prosthetic head to make himself look ugly, and a brown sweater. He is seated on a green couch next to a woman in a white tee with brown, short hair
I keep staring at the picture and only seeing Martin Lawrence when his face got all fucked up on that one episode of his show
Was getting a regular-degular job just not an option? Was it truly that much of an ask to fire up CareerBuilder & update your resume?
But getting to be Black Handsome Squidward for Ben "My Wife's Coochie Is Allergic To Me" Shapiro's movie is somehow more respectable?
"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.
OH NO! Poor guy and poor you π
I'm so glad he's feeling slightly less gross, and hopefully everyone can relax soon π€πΎ
Imagine doing all this shit instead of taking even 10 minutes to look for therapy options in your area