Jonathan Ellis

Holy socially bankrupt plot twist Batman

Pam as in Bondi or Pam as in Bayley? Sorry, genuinely out of the loop on this haha

You’re probably thinking of the “Baka! Baka! Baka!” exchange between her and Iyo (the one where Iyo goes “Bitch!” at the end)

Apropos of nothing: this be the most degenerate-ahh looking Springboard Frog Splash I’ve seen lol

Emily Kaplan: “The Islanders are finalizing a deal to acquire St. Louis Blues center Brayden Schenn. The Blues captain has agreed to waive his no movement clause to go to NYI, sources said.”

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Brayden Schenn. And he’s gonna knock your teams out.

BASK IN HIS GLORY

FOR HIS SCORING STREAK IS LIMITLESS

Gallego: "Young American men and women are dying because of these idiots"

Ah yes, we’re taking the Charlotte Flair/Tiffany Stratton route for this year’s Women’s Mania built. This’ll be anything but sordid, truly, definitely

BASK IN HIS FUCKING GLORY

FOR THIS DUB. IS. LIMITLESSSSSSSS 💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡

BO-LIEVE IN THE RESPONSE

HOTEL
OSCAR
ROMEO
VICTOR
ALPHA
TANGO

HORVAT 🤜🏾👊🏾🤛🏾

So we just live in a Black Mirror episode now huh

I’M FEELING VERY SOUCY TODAY

I’M NOT GETTING BAMBOOZLED BY ESPN THIS TIME, MELVINS

TO SHOW THE POWER OF THE NEW YORK ISLANDERS

HE SAWED THIS LEAD IN HALF

BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE

AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

US military says three of its troops killed in first Iran operation casualties Three U.S. service members have been killed and another five have been seriously wounded, in the first casualties of the unfolding U.S. operations against Iran, the U.S. military said on Sunday.

Reports indicate at least 100 children have already been killed in strikes on schools. That is unconscionable.

Three U.S. service members are dead as a result of this entirely preventable war of choice.

The blood of these service members, these children, and every civilian rests in Trump’s hands.

LET HER TALK TO YA

👈🏾 HIL 🫵🏾 ARY 👉🏾 KNIGHT, YEAH

And my friend wonders why I looked at her askance when she brought that Kalshi shit into my DMs.

WITH EVERYBODY IN 8H SAYING

👈🏾 HIL 🫵🏾 ARY 👉🏾 KNIGHT, YEAH

a man in purple pants is riding a scooter on a stage ALT: a man in purple pants is riding a scooter on a stage

WE ALL NEED MORE OF THE SIMON SYSTEM IN OUR LIVES I GUESS

APPARENTLY CIZIKAS WASN’T EVEN ON THE GODDANG ICE FOR IT EITHER 😭

ESPN, GO FIRE YOURSELVES

ESPN YOU ABSOLUTE MELVIN OF AN APP

WHO THE FLIP KNOWS WHO SCORED THE GWG AT THIS POINT 😭

ESPN NEEDS TO SUBSCRIBE TO THE SIMON SYSTEM APPARENTLY 💀😭

THE GWG, MELVIN

YES I AM POSTING ABOUT IT AGAIN

BECAUSE HE IS HIM AND HIM IS HE

AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

HE WAS SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST, MELVIN

AIN’T NO GOAL LIKE AN OVERTIME GOAL, BABY

AND AIN’T NO BETTER SCORER THAN THE CALDER HEIR APPARENT

BECAUSE HIM IS HE AND HIM IS HE

AND HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’S…MATT SCHAEFER

a woman wearing a blue fur coat is dancing on a stage Alt: SCOOOOOOORE AAAAAAA GOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

HE IS A LEAD-TAKER

HE IS A SHAKE-AND-BAKER

HE IS
SCOTT
FREAKIN’
MAYFIELD

JGPYOGA AGREES WITH ME

BASK IN HIS GLORY

FOR THE COMEBACK IS LIMITLESS

Won it from Triple H.

WREX CHARLTON AND LEAVE

Yoooooooooo 🔥

Absolute genius marketing. A+ creativity. Baller move that will absolutely pay dividends. Love to see stuff like this!