"We've done nothing wrong"

Imagine being this clueless.

You really got me with that one.

If you've been waiting for his new album for four years, that means you didn't spend any time just enjoying the previous one. Are his fans just waiting for the next one now?

Not protesting about the Russian flag means that countries are not serious about the Russian invasion of Ukraine or they are not serious about the Paralympics (or both). Either way, it's a disgrace.

"Classic"? Are all movies called "classics" now?

When I read his name, I'm gonna parse it as "Mar-Kwayne".

You say it will be YOU screaming, but we know who will be doing the real screaming....

Perhaps you have recently experienced a sever blow to the head?

Your headline counts 13-year-olds as men.

Hiring him to coach again should itself be a criminal offence.

At least he has a fake wife to go home to for comfort and support.

"OMG! Holly just set a new record for longest jump off a moving swing. Join me after recess for the full interview with Holly."

Ethics? It's a gambling company. If they want to take bets on thing people can rig, that's their problem. Don't take bets on stuff like that if you are worried about cheaters. But this isn't an "ethics" issue. Nothing about this is ethical.

"The word 'kiss' has two s's to remind us to love Nazis, especially the Schutzstaffel."

My first thought about this: He used the n-word, right?

Imagine if Nutty Professor won for "Best Cast in a Motion Picture" and it was just Eddie Murphy up there collecting 7 trophies.

It's hard to know how I would vote for these things if I were able to, but I'd say that the 10th best performance is probably miles better than the 10th best performance in any other film. Based on depth of cast performances, it's an easy win.

...or should he be disqualified? It says best actor in *A* leading role, not in *TWO* leading roles.

I honestly think that he likes it wen people say he is acting like a King because that's exactly what he wants to be. He takes it as a compliment.

"Then why did you laugh?"

"I don't have an answer for that."

That answer says it all. There is no way to explain his behaviour other than the obvious and he can't admit that, maybe not even to himself.

Ah! That's even better. I was not aware of that story. Thanks.

Why are there two Messi's on the field and how did the crazy know which one to attack?

"I actually had to join"

No you really didn't. You could have just moved on with your sad little life and not harassed Sarah. It sounds more like you *needed* to do this due to an unfixable lack of character. Try deleting your account and doing something else.

Allow me. There are two parts to the joke. First, Swift is known as someone who goes to extremes to get what she wants especially in song and album chart positions. Second, the idea of paying off a maid of honour to switch weddings is absurd. Combine the two elements and you get satire.

For context, Biden usually says "You think we can actually come back from this?" to his bridge partner after they lose the first five hands in a row.

Headline: "Asshole Mad He Made To Look Like Different Kind Of Asshole"

Thwo things are true:
(1) What the US is doing to him is outrageous and insane.
(2) If he thought they were actually only going after serious criminals, he wasn't paying attention at all and didn't think he had to because being White is usually good insulation from the insanity.

Wayne Gretzky.

It's amazing how hated he is in Canada now. His wife even had to try to tell the public to stop because it was hurting his feelings. Needless to say, that didn't work.

"Reader Mistakes Headline For Sentence"

Meanwhile, in Canada, not only are they selling the sweaters, they are also selling the Heated Rivalry Olympic fleece, which was designed specifically for the show. Canada overcompensating in the merch to help make up for this shortfall of capitalism.