Brooke Preston

It’s giving Greg from Succession.

“Thank you to my therapist, and gay people, I love you.” —Ariana Grande, just now, iconically

You’re so right! Write, record, tour, do charity work, produce, direct, collab, be in a serious relationship, and create/manage the thousands of miles of interconnected underground Easter Egg cable. She might be the smartest marketer alive.

My book was there! In several editions. Authors—be sure to look and file. I don’t want billionaires profiting from my original creative work and IP, especially without compensation.

This is the best joke I have read for a long time.

Get me to God’s country

Nightswimming is part of my dna now.

Coldplay’s been trying to fix us all for decades and they finally did it.
Great work, fellas.

Lolol but have they heard of different font sizes???

You’re on thin ice 😂

(Shudders)

Look, I know things are dire out here, but we must join together as one America to agree that we absolutely under no circumstances can just give up and start calling cantaloupes “lopes”.

If your 10 Best movies of the 21st century includes *no* comedies, you’re a sad person who hates joy.

Fight. Me.

This is such a good list.

I’m officially “we needed this rain” years old.

It’s about time, we could use some new ones.

Honestly the pic of the potato salad sent me

My 12-year old has a little cold, so I told her to make me a little grocery list of comfort items since I am headed to the store. 10 minutes later she sends me this ”list”—this generation is built different. 😂🫶🏼

Good afternoon to everyone except the neighbor who gave their young child a megaphone in the middle of this workday to repeatedly scream: “WHO LET THE DOGS OUT, ABBY, HEY AAAAAABBY WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?”

Her follow up was “hiiiii come get ready for my funeral with me, besties!” Then made a bagel, giggled and went back upstairs.

She’s actually a lovely person and we have a great relationship. We share a dark sense of humor. I told her she couldn’t get Chipotle tonight bc I wasn’t sure I’d be alive.

My 12 year-old: “Are you going to be a cool grandma, like ‘come buy my coffin with me!’” ☠️

My beloved neighbor friend gifted me a lovely potted spider plant start from her own plant, supported in the gift bag by three lil canned spicy mango margaritas — l have finally achieved peak suburb.

It was a joke…because of the sort of hip-hop cravats and pantaloons vibe of this performance

New pope who dis

Imagine Charlie & the Chocolate Factory from Charlie’s Mom’s POV: after emptying his and 3 other geriatrics’ bedpans for years and her being the sole earner, Grampa Joe is coaxed out of bed by a free factory tour, up dancing within *seconds*. Charlie then chooses him, not her, as his +1.

Ice cold.

The hardest part of starting over on a new platform is losing the 10k followers and all the engagement and relationships I worked so hard to build for 15 years. So if you like #comedy #comedywriting #humor #humorwriters #taylorswift #politics #midwest life #broadway etc, hiiiiiiiii 👋🏼

The hardest part of starting over on a new platform is losing the 10k followers and all the engagement and relationships I worked so hard to build for 15 years. So if you like #comedy #comedywriting #humor #humorwriters #taylorswift #politics #midwest life #broadway etc, hiiiiiiiii 👋🏼

I could have saved the Senate, obviously, but I let it burn.

a pair of baby shoes with a ton of wear and tear on em tells a pretty sad story too. what could this baby have been running from

That’s great to hear. Without some kind of trends page or function, there is not a great way to find news or conversations. I like to be able to see what the discourse/news/conversations around that news is that day. Please prioritize that and robust search.