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Andy

@andysimpson5

What to put in here? Errmm, sci-fi nerd, science nerd, reads ancient history and conflict history, my football team stresses me out, expert in stuff that burns or washes away (commercial insurance, not an arsonist!), bad jokes. Anything else - just ask...

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Looking at this and hearing Adam Ant singing Prince Charming...... ๐Ÿซ…

09.03.2026 23:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Less Operation Chastise, more Operation Cocked-It-Up...... ๐Ÿคญ

16.01.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"So what's the kink you've never admitted to anyone else before?"

"I get a massive erection every time I punch an influencer in the face!"

13.01.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Looks like Jedi Master Qui-gon Jinn is trying to make contact with you!

29.12.2025 18:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคญ

24.12.2025 19:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Gauda Prime Day, for those who you who know/remember......
#Blakes7

21.12.2025 19:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Strangely poor service considering that your complaint is basically 'I'm trying to pay you more money than you're asking for because you're not asking for enough.'

16.12.2025 18:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And all with a big pointy aeroplane keeping watch over everything from it's shelf......

06.12.2025 20:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ask your relative to add you as an Authorised Person for them at their GPs surgery. That way you'll be able to make calls and appointments for them, and possibly get them set up for online services which you can manage. Just done that with my dad; he's amazed by how much faster things get done.

05.12.2025 20:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Little bit of filler as it's a hole and not just a mark. Get it as smooth as you can and let it dry. Rub smooth with some fine grain sandpaper. Wipe dust away and paint over. ๐Ÿ‘

11.11.2025 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

'action'? Big plans for tonight's night out then??? ๐Ÿคญ

07.11.2025 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Buildings insurance is usually included but Contents is generally your responsibility. No doubt you're on top of things, but if Contents are included in the service charge, check the cover carefully and make sure it's giving you want you want. Stand-alone Contents cover is dirt cheap to buy online.

05.11.2025 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Floor area is easy - measure the size of the sofa and map it out on the floor with newspaper so you can visualise how much space it will fill.

Beyond that, just pay to have it delivered. They're the experts in this, tight corners are their problem, and they'll be responsible for any damage caused.

01.11.2025 20:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's becoming increasingly quiet on here. I think people are drifting back to that Tw@tter place......

01.11.2025 20:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, you did post asking people to pick the bed they liked best!

And you're a homeowner now, so it's probably going to be skint daddy for a while! ๐Ÿ˜‚

01.11.2025 20:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll feel like somewhere you're just staying for a while. Takes time for somewhere to become home.

(And don't feel shy about dropping an Amazon Wishlist in case oomfs are feeling generous! Just not that big Concorde engine you want - not sure it would fit anyway!)

01.11.2025 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคž

31.10.2025 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting a new home on Halloween..... ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป

30.10.2025 13:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคž

27.10.2025 16:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A shame some of the most recent six years can't go missing as well......

17.10.2025 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Might as well go all in if you want to protect it......

07.10.2025 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Postman totally confused as his records showed I'd signed for it the day before. Signature he'd got was nothing like mine...... ๐Ÿคฌ

27.09.2025 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RM24 is rubbish. I had something made a few years ago, RM24 delivering. It got misdirected to a sorting office in Wales (I'm West Midlands). They logged it as delivered to hit their service deadline, I got the delivery email but no parcel. Thought it had been stolen until it turned up a day later.

27.09.2025 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sorry, just don't get your current leaning towards Lib Dems....... ๐Ÿค”

24.09.2025 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand. My cat died a few years ago, he was 15, had him since he was a few weeks old. House feels empty without a cat in it, but can't bring myself to get another one.

02.09.2025 19:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No plans for new fish in the new apartment?

02.09.2025 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Another trial of moving - having to find new takeaways that you like! ๐Ÿœ๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿฑ

30.08.2025 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

With houses, you don't need a mindset. You'll walk into one and immediately feel 'yeah, this is it'. Intuition will tell you when you're home. No idea how it works, but most people who've bought their own property say the same - you'll just know.

28.08.2025 15:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ˜‚ youtu.be/oCemJAd3KZA?...

15.08.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Buy this from us, and we'll let you keep it!" ๐Ÿค”

14.08.2025 21:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0