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Biff Whipster

@biffwhipster

Radical Pessimist Recent Nihilism convert Professional misanthrope Asshole Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk I’m not going to “followback” I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say Annoy me and I will block you.

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Latest posts by Biff Whipster @biffwhipster

It started in 2016

Bowie was holding together the fabric of the universe

08.03.2026 00:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Retirement at 65 should be mandatory for elected officials

07.03.2026 23:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The cost of the tariffs was passed down to us

The refunds won’t be

And the prices are likely to stay where they’re at, because they have no incentive to lower them

07.03.2026 23:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Our media landscape is bleak

07.03.2026 23:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Here ya go

07.03.2026 22:43 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 20:14 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Amen

07.03.2026 06:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That was pretty wild

I love the score

07.03.2026 04:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@crobertcargill.bsky.social holy smokes Royal Dano just blue himself!

07.03.2026 03:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The decaying old greatest generation

07.03.2026 03:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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07.03.2026 03:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Don’t hold your breath

07.03.2026 03:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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We doing first-term memes?

07.03.2026 03:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol. Yeah he was never particularly hinged in the first place

07.03.2026 03:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Reality: 1/10 would not recommend

07.03.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So…it’s like After Hours meets Dagon?

07.03.2026 03:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I caught that! Super cool.

07.03.2026 02:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don’t sell Fetterman short. He’s doing the hard work proving the link between brain damage and conservatism.

07.03.2026 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also, Im really hoping his take on The Mist is a backdoor intro to the Dark Tower universe

07.03.2026 02:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a Flanafan I’m down for whatever he wants to cook.

He has this magic that really scratches where I itch.

07.03.2026 02:30 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I don’t drink anymore

07.03.2026 02:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Cheers

I’ve never seen Messiah Of Evil before, but it’s been on my list forever.

07.03.2026 02:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Amen

07.03.2026 02:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gonna be legendary

07.03.2026 02:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No such animal

07.03.2026 02:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m going to Whinge about it then binge about it

07.03.2026 01:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He’s a psychopath who took the job to kill people and get free designer clothes

Fuck this Nazi fuck

07.03.2026 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who would have thought the conspiracy theories of the rich elite and population control turned out to be right after all

07.03.2026 01:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The goal is global classicide

Were speed running to an Eloi/Morlock kind of situation

07.03.2026 01:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

“That’s just the way it is” is the new “let them eat cake”

07.03.2026 01:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0