Ryan

buddy i'd come for you for this if i wasn't slipping all over from the mustache wax and pomade and getting all tangled up in my suspenders like bugs bunny

good terroir

"Yup, can't wait to take the ol hog out on the open road. It's 2:04 by the way. It was 1:07 earlier"

one of us should really become a motorcycle person and say “yeah… decided to ride the bike in today…” to nobody every single week

Don’t tempt me Russ! I’ll do it!!

Look I love The Pitt but if I had a coworker who mentioned his upcoming vacation every fucking hour of his last shift he wouldn’t survive to see it

Kristi Noem’s face on a beautician’s mannequin like that lady’s wig in Weapons

I can't be the only one who at this point would be more interested in the White Lotus corporate offices, following a harried PR staff trying to paper over three high-profile and grisly deaths at their resorts in as many years

i forgot how many laughs just come from "saul says something grumbly"

this is the first im hearing about this!!

@brenthor.bsky.social my wife and I are currently doing a BSG rewatch and last night we got to your avi's big episode so every time I see him today I give ol' Tigh a little wink

Trump, 79, Displays Worrying New Skin Condition Photographers captured the nasty looking rash on the right side of the president’s neck during a White House event on Monday.

[peter gibbons voice] I wouldn't exactly say I've been "worrying," Bob www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-dis...

A visibly tired woman opens her door to find a Marine in full dress. "No," she says through tears.
"Ma'am..."
"No... is it my son? Is it my boy??"
He removes his hat.
"There will likely be more. That's the way it is," he says as he draws air through his teeth. "Likely be more."

Becoming a drag king called Gary Bussy

Just remembered I got really stoned and made exactly one TikTok video over a year ago and then never logged in again lol

This clip of the lad Josh Rocks throwing a piping hot 9-darter on his premiere league debut in front of an absolute raving mad home town Belfast crowd goes so hard. My wife asked if I was okay after I watched this

you cannot expect me to take any story about Anthropic seriously when this man is clearly Phil Jennings running some sort of covert russian op

"Ooh honey it says we're staying in the 'E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial' suite... why are you making that face?"

in video game parlance we'd call this a re-spec. hell i'd do it. hell you'd do it too

90s nba pencils. Each is round and glossy with the team’s name, colors and logo

thinkin about thos pencils

'Yo Donnie thanks for doing that. Random thought: if you're ever thirsty you should try having a couple of those caffeinated Panera lemonades. Trust me'

We tried pitching that but Sales told us nobody eats those anymore 🤷‍♂️

“So when you’re planning the work trip to the Maury taping, what you’re gonna wanna do is…”

*being tortured. like you, reading my posts!

with all respect to anyone who died on one, i believe the very first few seconds of beyond tortured on a rack would feel pretty good! again, with all respect

Lots of good options - gotta go with “Let me grab my toolbox - AKA WALLET”

Dbj your insistence that shaq and the general dont have an obviously deep bond forged over years of slowly chipping away at their insecurities and eventually being vulnerable with each other really says a lot about you tbh

Falling asleep in front of the TV and waking up at 2am to an infomercial of you hawking Sid Bream merchandise

I remember hearing about this. Legend

It is a duty and a pleasure