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Health Speculations Swirl After Trump Screams, ‘Fuck! I’m Dying!’ WASHINGTON—Further fueling speculation that the commander-in-chief might have undisclosed medical conditions, rumors regarding President Trump’s health swirled Friday after he screamed, “Fuck! I’m dyi...

“Fuck! I’m dying!” during a press conference. “Fuck! I’m fucking dying! Oh God, it hurts! Ahhhhhhh!” Trump said in response to a question about the ongoing war in Iran

EVERYONE KNEW THAT

same cat

an orange and white cat rolls about. not to be taken seriously

Chancleta at play. a winsome beast.

Watching Politico get told they're sanewashing shit by the guy they're sanewashing is just excellent. Media cooked. Getting dunked on by the people they're protecting. We are in the post-dignity era of the press.

Oreo and Binx You bring a bunch of kittens into this world, you gotta do what’s right.

“I’m glad people are finally realizing that Britain is an outdated idea.” Robin Pettry, Systems Analyst

Britain Ejects Hereditary Nobles From Parliament After 700 Years https://theonion.com/britain-ejects-hereditary-nobles-from-parliament-after-700-years/

there’s a lot of people that want you to spend your time debating them and in fact you can just choose to ignore them and do something fun instead

“Two chicks in the same car? That’s hot.” Cory Maghes, Informant’s Apprentice

Uber Introduces Women-Only Option Nationwide https://theonion.com/uber-introduces-women-only-option-nationwide/

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

U.S. Suffers Additional Casualties In War It Won Last Week

A ladder placed safely on the ground. Five black cats sit upon the ladder like they're in some kind of children's story about black cats. The text reads: Friday the 13th when you always land on your feet. If you are not a cat: Place your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Always have a spotter.

Five black cats upon a ladder sat,
something something always have a spotter.

company: INTRODUCING OUR NEW AI FEATURE!

everyone: damn, this is dogshit.

what the fuck does that even mean

is it gonna play my games for me?

is it gonna fuck my husband too?

what the *Fuck*

i forgot to post this sketch ahhhh

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In honor of the Clitoris dungeon

gotta hop over to the garlean clitorium, my prissy bitch husband needs some wax for his forehead clit

times are tough i’m moving into a small shell on the beach

i hate being a nuisance, but dawntrail has been nothing but the devs trying new things with relative amounts of success and learning, minor disappointments here and there that they take in stride, and overall a good expac. and the community as a whole just cannot react appropriately at all.

“are you fucking stupid?”

me:

expectation vs reality ✨

GIB MURDER HUSBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND

me anytime they threaten he'll appear

yoship said "i'll show YOU a forehead clit" and then made a whole dungeon named clitorium

LONG LIVE FOREHEAD CLITS

im crying they really called the new dungeon the clitoris. sapphics won

play the fucking MASH clip