Challenge accepted!

🎤I am the very model of a modern crashed economy
I've underperformed vegetables like lettuces and broccoli
I know the cheese of England, and I want a Keir apology
From pork markets to pensions too, my life is tragicomedy

Yes! Love the ants

@robbiewilliamsbk.bsky.social followed me, did he find out I was born in Stoke??

Hi. We’re on Bluesky! Neil and Chris xx

Annoyed Will Self when my phone went off in the Tate Modern in the early noughties.

To all the newly-arrived Twitter refugees, I've created a starter pack of UK political journalists, experts, commentators and politicos to follow here

go.bsky.app/2CwmVfN

I'll be in London Saturday.

Faaamily. Maybe Ian?

But in Chalfont, actually I booked a tour of the house where they filmed the UK Ghosts.

What! I'm going to be in UK!

There may even be trains!

I stopped for a while, but then I got free audiobooks on my spotify and it got me back into it.

I don't think Vienna is on the way to Berlin. I haven't been there in 11 years! I liked it though.

Read any good books lately? I have got into audiobooks, I liked Yellowface. Then I read Commonwealth by Anne Patchett which is good. Also I am background reading Crime and Punishment by Dostoyevsky because I'm pretentious.

I have to do it for work.. I'm addicted anyway.

is this private or public?

Job applications to try and stay in Vienna.

Working hard, gymming, trying to keep fit but also eating cake.

Busy busy with COP!

Barack Obama followed me on Twitter. :( now it's become a cess pit.

BlueSky is trending on 'x'. Lol. I think people have just had it in the neck with Elon Musk, also the Guardian left X too.

How's things?

Hey! Looks like this is a thing now.