Short Fuze

“Learn History, Make Change”

Words to live by.

Great baseball names. I’ll start: Oil Can Boyd.

Man, these lower grocery and gas prices, and no wars is, so awesome. It’s almost like Trump lied to us. That’s weird because he didn’t lie to us, and run the economy into the ground the first time he was in office 🙄

Happy heavenly birthday, fluffy boy. I hope you and April have a fun day. Miss you ❤️

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Ninja Scroll, good food, and weed before WWIII starts.

The amount of people who treat politics like sports is, alarming and insane. It’s always the “free thinking” boot lickers, who don’t understand nuance.

If we depend on tech company CEO's to do the right thing we're all gonna die in a fire

Trump used the State of the Union address to gaslight and lie. If people came away from that shitshow feeling good, there’s no reaching them. Every day this guy is in office, we are FUCKED.

It’s pretty clear that Pam Bondi is Trump’s lawyer. He’s robbing the country blind in broad daylight. The people who should be doing something, aren’t. Burn it all down.

Hope everyone is having a good day! Stay safe! Fuck Donald Trump, ICE and anyone implicated in the Epstein files.

I’m digging the new All Star Game format. The first game was really competitive, and there was DEFENSE!

I picked up the There Will Be Blood soundtrack on vinyl recently, and man, is that score beautiful. I listened while I cleaned, and it really set the mood for day. Especially, after yesterday kind of sucked.

I love my city ❤️

The Attorney General of the United States is in a House Judiciary hearing, lying, and protecting pedophiles. Burn the whole government down. SMH.

I’m definitely a Bad Bunny fan now. That was amazing! I love how he shouted out all the countries. That brought me immense joy ❤️

Work was pretty chill today (rare these days). Had a good dinner, finishing the night off with Psycho.

The world is burning, but we gotta find joy in the little things. Came here to flex my Bo Jackson shirt. The greatest athlete I’ve ever seen play sports. Have a great day, and stay safe!

Not a fan of Bad Bunny’s music, but his Grammy speech was awesome. I can’t wait to see him shut down the Super Bowl.

Everyday, more bootlickers expose themselves. But here they are cheering on the arrests of journalists. What the fuck? Do people not understand how dangerous this is?

Reminder: No one should be a “fan” of any politician. They work for us, the people. Being a fan, makes them a “celebrity”. Which creates a weird power dynamic. Politicians should never be celebrities. Ever.

I don’t normally feel “old”. But I’m watching House Party, and George Clinton is the DJ in a scene. So, I pull up his Wikipedia page. I figure out George Clinton was 49 when he did House Party. I’m 46. This made me feel old. 😭 By the way, the Criterion 4K Blu-ray of House Party is, phenomenal.

Jackie Chan’s First Strike to finish off the night.

The “what about the children”, “all lives matter”, “second amendment” and the “don’t tread on me” people are real quiet lately. If two white people getting murdered on video, in broad daylight, WITH WITNESSES, didn’t enrage this group of people, there is no hope for them.

Mic Checka by Das EFX on repeat this Friday morning. I turned the volume up to 10, and my outfit transformed to size 38 jeans, unlaced Timbs, and a baggy zip up jacket over a hoodie 🤷🏻‍♂️

My favorite Prince song is, Take Me With U. What’s yours?

Pee Wee’s Big Adventure in 4K is stunning. I haven’t seen this movie in years. It’s still so much fun. Happy New Year!

The Bears beat the Packers, Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get their asses beat, and the Bears are in the playoffs, as of today. It was a great weekend. Looking forward to Christmas break.

Super Thug by Noreaga and The Neptunes will always be a banger for a multitude of reasons. But the opening line will always make me laugh:

“Ayo, we light a candle
Run laps around the English Channel “

@samuraibanana.bsky.social Happy Birthday, homie! I hope it’s a great day!