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31 | she/her, it/its | πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Ξ˜Ξ” | coyote | i am literally an animal

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its so peak

31.12.2025 21:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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i talked to all the coyotes and they said they’re proud of you

15.12.2025 19:00 πŸ‘ 454 πŸ” 180 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

I bounce my leg because I dont have a tail to wag

27.11.2025 18:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"girlkisser jail" was a failed experiment where the government put all of the girlkissers in one single building and while it was a failure one scientist was quoted saying, "the results were pretty fun to watch"

07.07.2025 16:21 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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03.07.2025 13:12 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."

A framed photo on a shelf of a happy-looking coyote with three pups, and a speech bubble from offscreen saying "She's an odd one, but I'm still proud of my daughter."

It's damn near impossible to get coyote pups to sit still for a family photo.

wonderfully sweet art by @vanillayote.bsky.social !

31.03.2025 01:32 πŸ‘ 2802 πŸ” 709 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 18
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its gay little freak paws Friday

27.06.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 2635 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 15

theyre making coyote work a 10 hour shift at the long day factory today

23.06.2025 11:27 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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the gay animals in the woods drew all over my truck

22.06.2025 22:04 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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i also featured it in this print from last summer i agree it is cool design

02.06.2025 03:56 πŸ‘ 1466 πŸ” 394 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2
a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....

a 2 panel comic of myself stimming and then POOF!! become dog....

the dogtism experience #eggucart

06.05.2025 22:16 πŸ‘ 2795 πŸ” 807 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 10

getting the time police from Looper (2012) called on me because instead of killing my older self when she got sent back in time we started lezzing out instead

13.05.2025 00:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.05.2025 00:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody is me I guess

27.04.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

i love developing healthy thought patterns such as "I don't work hard enough so the Universe is punishing Me Specifically by making my loved ones suffer"

26.04.2025 08:05 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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colored pencils

18.04.2025 04:01 πŸ‘ 3257 πŸ” 1044 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 6
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"how are you?"

Gwěøęøřřřěō

"mYeah~?"

12.04.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 746 πŸ” 297 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 19

you can be wearing very obvious things over your ears and people will still try to talk to you. it vexes me. im terribly vexed.

16.04.2025 22:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Cis mech pilot complaining that it's not fair for her to compete against trans woman pilots because they have a biological advantage at being traumatized

12.04.2025 16:45 πŸ‘ 1432 πŸ” 416 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 11
a poem, reading as follows:

	please bless the poor coyote
	who lives where we say she shouldn't
	nosing through the garbage piles
	that rot along the freeway

	please aid the stray coyote
	and keep her from the trapper's snare
	pray she sniffs out all the poison
	pray she lives to run away

	please guide the lost coyote
	bless and keep her as she wanders
	may she always come back home
	may it all turn out okay

	please feed this gaunt coyote
	may she carry a full litter
	of five to eight pups or more
	who live to raise their own one day

	pray for the sly coyote
	may she rest in sunny places
	and run in open fields
	and may she never want for prey

	please love the dear coyote
	who lived when we said she couldn't
	may all her years be kind to her
	may she go gently on her way

a poem, reading as follows: please bless the poor coyote who lives where we say she shouldn't nosing through the garbage piles that rot along the freeway please aid the stray coyote and keep her from the trapper's snare pray she sniffs out all the poison pray she lives to run away please guide the lost coyote bless and keep her as she wanders may she always come back home may it all turn out okay please feed this gaunt coyote may she carry a full litter of five to eight pups or more who live to raise their own one day pray for the sly coyote may she rest in sunny places and run in open fields and may she never want for prey please love the dear coyote who lived when we said she couldn't may all her years be kind to her may she go gently on her way

"please bless the poor coyote"
poetry or something. 2025.

10.04.2025 02:48 πŸ‘ 1288 πŸ” 557 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 8

seattle would be a lot cooler with lots of heavy rail lines above the roads like chicago

08.04.2025 21:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

question for guitar players:

i want to learn but im left handed, is that going to change what hand i should be strumming with? should i be stringing it differently? i tried to learn right-handed in the past but it never felt like i made any progress, wondering if this is why.

06.04.2025 19:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.04.2025 05:20 πŸ‘ 836 πŸ” 246 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

went 2 my first house show tonight it fucking ruled :333

06.04.2025 08:24 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thats damn true

02.04.2025 19:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Defiance of Coyotes How To Survive When Everyone Hates You

Coyotes do not require our permission to exist. For this, they will never be forgiven

An article about a species that's survived 200 years of poison, traps, and arial machine gunning -- among other things

28.03.2025 16:20 πŸ‘ 761 πŸ” 255 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 62

its crazy how much time there is in the day when i dont spend it all playing games or watching videos

31.03.2025 08:34 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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wawawa

25.03.2025 17:08 πŸ‘ 1305 πŸ” 434 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 9

thats scroomf... ,😭

23.03.2025 21:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0