The McDonald’s ceo is impersonating a human eating a hamburger and being ridiculed for not knowing how a human eats a hamburger
Also, he seems shocked at how nasty it tasted seems like lololo
The "five presidents" at Rev. Jesse Jackson's memorial service get another round of applause:
"President Harris, President Clinton, President Bill Clinton, First Lady Jill Biden, President Biden, and Chicago's own southside President Barack Obama."
This made me giggle.
😁
ICE just grabbed NASHVILLE Noticias reporter Estefany Rodriguez outside of a gym.
“She was with her husband, a 🇺🇸 citizen — her attorney says she came legally, sponsored by her husband, has a pending green card application.”
She also has a daughter.
www.wsmv.com/2026/03/05/n...
ICE detain U.S. Army veteran—a 50 year old woman with major health issues.
20 plus armed agents stormed this residential neighborhood to arrest her at gunpoint.
Her crime? Kate just took part in a peaceful protest—evidently her 5 foot tall stature intimidated these agents.
Minneapolis, Minnesota
> @benstiller.redhour.com
this is like sucker punching a guy in a bar and then whining about unfairness when he beats the hell out of you instead of just punching you once in return
BREAKING- Emergency court filing is made to stop Trump’s closure and “gutting” of
Kennedy Center
youtube.com/shorts/gkxiq...
I spit my coffee ☠️😂
Gavin Newsom’s TikTok page, y’all
Donald Trump recently claimed that no one was saying "affordability" anymore, so maybe he felt bad for the word?
the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year
the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter
www.statesman.com/business/art...
René López, who obtained U.S. citizenship as a minor through his naturalized mother, spent years proving that was the case after the government said that he wasn't a citizen.
Former President Barack Obama to the crowd in Chicago at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson:
"I love you back."
💕
Q: You said on Fox that it doesn't matter if Russia is giving Iran info about American military assets. Why not?
LEAVITT: What I meant is it clearly isn't making a difference with respect to the military operations in Iran
Trump was seriously unprepared and our people are in danger all over the world‼️
This disappeared. But I won’t let it
For the first time in modern history, the appointed officials who lead our federal health agencies do not see vaccines as a first line of defense to protect the health of the American people.
Full article from @sciam.bsky.social:
ow.ly/7tto50Yqcza
"I wanted to know what it’s like when the government—one’s own government—says you can live and work here legally, before betraying you at a green card appointment and plucking you unceremoniously from your family, job, and life. So I spoke to Maria."
Emmanuel Damas first reported tooth pain to staff on 2/12 and was given ibuprofen. His condition worsened. A fellow detainee reported that staff laughed and said Damas was faking as he cried for help. He developed sepsis, and was transferred to a hospital last week. He died on 3/3/26. 💔
ABOLISH ICE
“I know we just forced you into a full-blown energy crisis, but you’re still good for that $550 billion investment, right?” 🤡
Like clockwork.
Leavitt Suggests Reports on Iranian School Girls Killed Are “Propaganda” truthout.org/articles/lea...
Lying-ass Bitch!
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt dismissed the idea that the U.S. was responsible for a strike on Saturday that struck a school in Minab, Iran,
pour one out for Oil shorts
Maybe next time, if there is one, we can stop electing game show hosts and recruiting talking heads from Fox.
The crowd cheers at the memorial service for Rev. Jesse Jackson in Chicago for former presidents Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, and Barack Obama as they arrive.
Financial Times: the idiots in the Trump admin forgot to refill our Strategic Petroleum Reserve before launching a war in the Middle East where most of the oil is. So now our reserves are depleted
Pres Biden purchased 200 mill barrels of oil at a discount for our reserves. So where did that oil go?
Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, and Qatar are discussing withdrawing from contracts with the U.S. and cancelling future investment commitments in the U.S.
Comedic genius. Perfection.
#USDemocracy
So road trips are out
And like, buying stuff
