Jenna Marie

Let’s hear it for isometric perspective, objectively the best perspective

Working that 15% irish rn

Some blueberries for my Blueberry💙🫐

The most surreal and maddening feature of the campaign was that everyone agreed that high prices were the main issue but the guy explicitly, consistently running on a platform of raising everyone’s prices won voters most concerned about high prices.

We hammered this time and time again and yet.

We do be workin out

laptops getting rid of the cd/dvd drive is my most millennial complaint bc why the fuck would you do that!!! some of us still have the damn CDs to our sims games 😭😭😭

New pfp is who I’m truly trying to be, a lil elf just hangin out

Ben Johnson going to the Bears oh I’m sad

Turns out proofing overnight makes all the difference🤩

Thank you!

3 Polaroid pictures taken of a couple after an elopement

Lil life update: I got married this weekend!!

I simply HAVE to let people know when I make something from scratch

I fear I am now a “make a sourdough loaf every week” person and will be insufferable about it

A bar bathroom wall and mirror covered in stickers and writing, but is still clean

A selfie in a mirror covered in writing

Definitely the cleanest “dirty” bathroom I’ve ever seen

A gingerbread house with green and red candy lining the roof, green bushes lining the house and walkway to the door, and a wreath on the roof

Merry Christmas

The amount of people who critique Anne Frank’s diary like it’s a novel and not a collection of a 14 yo’s thoughts is quite alarming

Nothing like going into the office when you don’t want to and half of your team is on vacation

I know a stand mixer hates to see me coming

My favorite part of a trip really is rotting in the hotel bed and watching a shitty movie on cable

I read 2 books this year over 1100 pages, and just having the stat of it being 2 books feels so wrong

Toastyyyy

To the Lions fan grating cheese in the stands right now: I love you

The color😍

Saying “I promise not to drink on the job” because you have a record of drinking on the job, should be disqualifying as fuck for ANY job, let alone the Secretary of Defense.

Why didn’t he also say, “I promise not to sexually assault any women on the job.”

Is sexual assault not as disqualifying?

It’s my enrichment time

Plz don’t talk to me until I’ve done my morning puzzles (the NYT Mini, Wordle, Connections, and Strands)

[Camera lovingly caresses the entire minutes-long brawl as millions of people are far too locked in to change the channel]

Gus and Joel: Nobody wants to see this

Comfy, cozy, snowy day today