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I AM A MUSEUM OF EVERYTHING I'VE LOVED

It's fun to make them do push ups by wiggling a finger at them.

I love it when the littler species gape at me. You're an anole, what are you gonna do, get worn as an earring?

I think I would respect a tokay gape.

Has he bitten you yet? Or barked?

I would like to see the gecko, please.

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

The thing about eldercare is, it's tiring, but at the same time it keeps you up at night.

Thank you!

Who do you follow for good news?

EXCITING!

You have now paid me back in full for the whole "geckos have two penises" thing. 😂

I have, in my foot, but I just limped along until it healed. Never had it treated.

SEPTIC TANKS PUMPED SWIMMING POOLS FILLED NOT SAME TRUCK

Appreciate the clarity

Also, he addressed me as Mr. lastname and I kind of want to keep that up; I get the feeling I'll be taken more seriously.

Y'all. A scathing Google review led to me emailing with the CEO of the crappy physical rehab place my mom was in. I do not know how these things happen. They just kinda.. do.

I do not know how to say "I am not your learning experience" in corporate talk, which is what I need to be saying here.

Quote from Washington Times editorial board "[Radical liberals] don't realize that, when they express contempt for the man who holds the country's highest office, they reveal their contempt for the Americans who put him there."

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

“Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed…Under the clouds of war, it is humanity hanging on a cross of iron.”
—President Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Things Women Couldn't Do In 1970 Women could not own credit cards under their own names Women could not lease property in their own names Women could be fired for becoming pregnant Women could not be admitted to an Ivy League University Women could not attend Military Academies Women could not be astronauts Women could not serve on Juries in all states Women could not serve as a Judge Women struggled to be able to get a birth control pill Women could not refuse sex from their husbands Women could not receive direct consultation about their physical and mental health Women did not receive any paid maternity leave Women could not protect themselves from sexual harassment Women could not be the CEO of a Fortune 500 company Women could not adopt a baby as a single person Women were not acknowledged for running in the Boston Marathon Women could not get abortions throughout the country and more ..... Girls could not wear pants to school No Title IX

To kick off Women's History Month, a look back to see how far we've come... and we've come a long way, baby... but we still have so far to go (and Republicans are desperately trying to drag women backwards):

*dusts off old 2003 bumper sticker*

REGIME CHANGE BEGINS AT HOME

Civilians never deserve to be killed, period, regardless of what their government did. You don't have to be pro- or anti- whatever country to believe that.

I am running on a weekslong sleep deficit and am too tired really to be surprised at anything. The best I can come up with is resigned dismay. The jets were practicing; we knew something was coming.

Rules for thee but not for me is what the right is built on. I am wholly unsurprised by this.

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

All the past month or two Centcom were running bombing practice runs to the range out at Avon Park. We all thought, /Iran?/, but nobody said it.

Welp.

Is it male loneliness or is it that so many men seem to hate women and women don't want to be around someone who hates them?

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Gotta say, TCM showing GASLIGHT opposite the State of the Union address is genius. #TCMParty

Yeah, I'm one of them. I got horribly sick around this time in 2020. When it was over and I surfaced the pandemic had officially begun in the states.

I was taking my mom in and out of emergency rooms and watching it creep closer from that perspective was weird as hell. "Have you been to China" became "have you been overseas" became "do you have a fever" became "everyone mask now."

at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology

if the system is held up by allowing impunity for pedophiles then the system needs to be destroyed.
if you ever thought 'justice for the omelas child!!!' - well, there's the omelas children right there.