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@lgohmertbailiff

No DMs. If you do send a DM, I will block you. I will not follow back if you don't have any posts. Steve Schmidt on Louie Gohmert: "When I say he's America's craziest and dumbest Congressman, I'm serious about that." July 29, 2020. Parody account.

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I would have expected nothing less from MAGA.
We have met the swamp, and it is them.

06.03.2026 20:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump bragged about gasoline prices when they were lower, and he had nothing to do with it.
Gasoline prices are higher because of him, and he says, "I don't have any concern about it... if they rise, they rise."

06.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by
Jeff Stahler
🎯🎯🎯

05.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 2951 πŸ” 1047 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 31

Everyone needs to know that every penny increase in oil prices is a penny profit for US oil producers (the US is a net oil producer).
Trump asked the oil companies for $1 billion to support his election.
Sounds like quid pro quo to me.

06.03.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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God Launches New YouTube Channel! On the same day Kristi Noem got fired, how about that?

Thou shalt arrest Kristi Noem and put her in a detention center indefinitely so she can β€œawait processing.”

05.03.2026 23:18 πŸ‘ 3766 πŸ” 658 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 16
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06.03.2026 07:52 πŸ‘ 13837 πŸ” 4439 πŸ’¬ 636 πŸ“Œ 237

That's why Trump nominated him.

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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McGovern: How the hell is this America first? You guys broke your top campaign promise. Good luck with that. I hope the defense contractor money was worth it. Shame on you all. The mask is off. You're all just a bunch of pathetic Neocon Warmongers.

04.03.2026 22:20 πŸ‘ 21003 πŸ” 6500 πŸ’¬ 546 πŸ“Œ 348

So is #Sen.TomCotton saying that Trump allowed this to happen during his first term?

04.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨Republican National Committee v. Koski Learn more.

🚨BREAKING: Virginia Supreme Court halts trial court order blocking preparations for congressional redistricting referendum. The special election will move forward with early voting beginning on Mar. 6.

A defeat for the GOP and victory for Virginia voters
www.democracydocket.com/cases/virgin...

04.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 3029 πŸ” 868 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 31

@Sen.Cornyn and Texas Republicans have enabled the criminal monster @KenPaxton by following Reagan’s 11th Commandment: "Thou shalt not speak ill of any fellow Republican."
Now they are going to tell you how terrible Paxton is.
Too late.
The monster is going to eat you.

04.03.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The new leader of Iran…we don’t want him. They can have him.

03.03.2026 11:13 πŸ‘ 15152 πŸ” 3615 πŸ’¬ 504 πŸ“Œ 231

Iran was not going to attack the USA. There was no imminent threat. They will not even bother to prove one, because what are you going to do about it?

02.03.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 2136 πŸ” 353 πŸ’¬ 58 πŸ“Œ 9
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Massie has a better chance of winning his very red district as a Democrat.

01.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 19232 πŸ” 5439 πŸ’¬ 398 πŸ“Œ 266

If you were to make a Venn diagram of people who think the US military shouldn't be audited and Medicare and Medicaid should be audited, you would have a single circle.

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27.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 7800 πŸ” 3294 πŸ’¬ 356 πŸ“Œ 156

Anyone walking around constantly shouting that they’re β€œFULLY EXONERATED” has clearly done something really, really bad.

27.02.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 5442 πŸ” 1009 πŸ’¬ 150 πŸ“Œ 36

I'll let you in on a little secret: Rep. Macy and Boebert may want to get to the bottom of the Epstein scandal, but protecting Trump is paramount.

27.02.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Heightism What I tell parents of abnormally short children

Friends β€” I’m very short. At my zenith I was 4 feet, 11 inches. From time to time, worried parents of abnormally short children phone or email me seeking reassurance. Here's what I tell them.

https://robertreich.substack.com/p/heightism

26.02.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 2058 πŸ” 324 πŸ’¬ 164 πŸ“Œ 32

"These people are crazy," says the man who forced a 14-year-old child to perform oral sex on him.

25.02.2026 03:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Al Green didn’t last long.

25.02.2026 02:44 πŸ‘ 19453 πŸ” 3475 πŸ’¬ 1171 πŸ“Œ 284

More like a shitburger.

25.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fidel Castro is smiling from Hell.

25.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't forget the DOW.

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24.02.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 1642 πŸ” 590 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 25

My wife told me we are going to watch the Mad King give the SOTU. She also told me she didn't want to hear my comments.
Does anybody have a suggestion for a bite stick?

24.02.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0