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Alston James

@alstonjames88

Half logic, half chaos. Always somewhere between a deep thought and a bad joke.

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Janine watching Dune 2 and Friday After Next before the originals and just deciding the first movies are prequels is crazy… but I rock with it.

14.03.2026 12:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hi friends

14.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

SO WE ALL UP AT 4AM - 5AM - 6AM ON A Saturday πŸ€”

14.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The older I get, the earlier I’m up. Morning yoga, breakfast, and reading the paper on the porch is a whole vibe.

14.03.2026 10:41 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Life has put me in many situations, but never in a leather jacket inside my house cutting potatoes

14.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They want to see what you will tolerate and they keep turning up the fire and y'all keep sitting in the pot complaining about all the stuff they putting in it and when the pot boils over it will be too late.

Billions of dollars and using old data? Come now friends....

14.03.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I feel like the archangel blade should’ve been a sword. The design of it seems underwhelming for it to be used by an archangel. The Grigori sword seems more like the right size for someone like Michael or Lucifer.

14.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bruh, I am so freaking tired of Santos and her attitude towards Langdon. Rolling her eyes every single time he speaks. Get over it, move on, act professional. #ThePitt

14.03.2026 01:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Taking daily showers is being debated

13.03.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s Friday the 13th.
Some people see bad luck.
I see another day I woke up breathing, thinking, and moving forward.
That’s already a blessing. Happy Friday to my kin folk.

13.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hate that I feel guilty when I take a moment to rest. But then I remember that’s capitalism working its magic. Im go lay down.

13.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase thirst trap

13.03.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i cancel plans to spend time with me

13.03.2026 09:30 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

i don't care what they saying on tiktok please CONTINUE TAKING SHOWERS

13.03.2026 08:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have any to share

13.03.2026 08:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me for no reason: I wanna be down 🎢

13.03.2026 08:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The love of a black woman yes

13.03.2026 08:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Them: β€œPossibly the worst president ever.”
Trump: β€œAnd yet… you’ve definitely heard of me.”

13.03.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it’s a beautiful day to choose rest over a false sense of urgency

13.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time

13.03.2026 08:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As a music lover I really suck at knowing the lyrics to songs I’ve listened to for years. 🌚

13.03.2026 08:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s unbelievable that Steph dropped 60 and they still lost.

13.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

self awareness

12.03.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shape, symmetry, color, and how they suit the person’s body. Like most things, it’s subjective, but balance and natural look usually make them stand out.

12.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Having pretty nipples is such an underrated feature

12.03.2026 02:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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12.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll take some of that action. $1,000 on the US, $200 on Iran.

12.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Once u break a $100 dollar bill, it’s over. You basically have $10 left.

11.03.2026 01:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lol you right

10.03.2026 12:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0