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Earl F***ing Weaver

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Pitching, defense, & the 3-run HR. Loves tomatoes and cussing out umps. Hates pretty much everything else. THIS IS A F***ING PARODY ACCOUNT, ya sumbitches!

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it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP 
INVADING EVERY
F-CKING COUNTRY.
OH MY GOD, YOU
PSYCHOPATH!'

it's a map of the gulf of mexico but it's been changed to 'GULF of STOP INVADING EVERY F-CKING COUNTRY. OH MY GOD, YOU PSYCHOPATH!'

#trumpwars

06.03.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 142 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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a man wearing glasses and ear buds says " block blickity block block " ALT: a man wearing glasses and ear buds says " block blickity block block "

Me when I see someone blaming ANYONE other Trump's Iran fuckery (which I ain't calling a war, because wars are declared by CONGRESS, not microdicked fatasses who shit their pants daily) for gas prices spiking...

07.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure when they started imposing this idiocy they assured a bunch of judges that they would be able to refund the money with no problem if it ever came to that.

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 2031 πŸ” 348 πŸ’¬ 71 πŸ“Œ 13
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Attempted suicides, fights, pain: 911 calls reveal misery at ICE’s largest detention facility The calls to 911 poured in from staff at Camp East Montana, the nation's largest U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility, in its first months of operation in El Paso, Texas.

Nuremberg is going to be too good for the soulless fucks doing this.

apnews.com/article/suic...

07.03.2026 12:14 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding is that TX did or is about to gerrymander her out of a seat, which was a big reason for her running for Senate in the first place.

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This album was my JAM on our family record player that was also an end table (peak late 60s / early 70s family room furniture).

06.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We passed the dumbest goddamn timeline and went straight to fucking pathetic timeline.

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You should fucking say it, sir. Or at least have Ron "accidentally" drop it on a hot mic.

06.03.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How in the hell is "Markwayne Mullin" not one of the names @mst3kofficial.bsky.social used for David Ryder in Space Mutiny?!?

06.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MS NOW confirms Corey Lewandowski is also out at DHS.

06.03.2026 13:46 πŸ‘ 11409 πŸ” 1851 πŸ’¬ 881 πŸ“Œ 418
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Great Wolf Lodge debuts Ranch Milkshake topped with carrots, celery and chicken nuggets A ranch milkshake with a bunch of toppings is coming to Great Wolf Lodge.

At this point I would welcome a nuclear apocolypse...

myfox8.com/news/great-w...

05.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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Emergency Match β€” Baltimore Animal Rescue and Care Shelter (BARCS)

In honor of Kristi Noem's firing, I think every #Orioles fan should donate to BARCS. Link:

www.barcs.org/emergency-ma...

05.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Are Congressional Republicans OK? Teamsters, kidneys and babies, oh my.

markwayne,
markwayne,
markwayne,
markwaaaaayne,
i’m begging of you please don’t fight this man.

15.11.2023 23:04 πŸ‘ 355 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 13

Chotiner: You've made the claim that no one has ever fed you in your life.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Yet there's food in your dish right now.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: Let's change the subject to the ripped-open bag of sandwich bread on the floor.
My Cat: Maow.
Chotiner: I have read different things.

05.03.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 2044 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1

This could be the biggest troll move in history if everyone plays their cards right.

03.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Couldn't happen to a better bunch of sumbitches.

03.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Umpires & compliance managers: both of 'em are only here for one goddamn reason, sir.

03.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@dicknixon.bsky.social - Sir, I believe I first heard this fact from you, many years ago. It's good that the rabble are finally catching up...

03.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thom Tillis is the latest piece of shit to announce their retirement and suddenly find a goddamn spine and a sense of duty to the fucking country.

Where the fuck was this energy 12 years ago, Thommy?

And just so you know, that silent H is fucking stupid.

03.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a military uniform is talking on a telephone with the words ooooh that 's a bingo written below ALT: a man in a military uniform is talking on a telephone with the words ooooh that 's a bingo written below
03.03.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Man Cereal Man Cereal

This is the dumbest goddamn thing I've seen in a long time, and I used to live in fucking Pasadena, MD, so I've seen some REALLY stupid shit. eatmancereal.com

03.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Orioles fans shouldn't take easy way out being discouraged by Cade Povich's future Pushed out of the Baltimore Orioles' starting rotation, Cade Povich's role could address an important need in the bullpen.

Hell, my MO was always put the little snot-nosed shits in the BP for a year or so. Let 'em learn what MLB is all about, then let 'em stretch out in the off-season when they're ready.

Worked pretty fucking good for us.

share.google/gnBIqQdJi7SO...

03.03.2026 11:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember both of these.

The 1st one was WAY better.

02.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

02.03.2026 10:20 πŸ‘ 13393 πŸ” 4255 πŸ’¬ 131 πŸ“Œ 174

Unfortunately, our house is at max capacity, and with us having cats and dogs (and a neighbor's dog we take care of on weekdays), it's difficult to find a suitable match. But if you have the room, PLEASE go to BARCS and adopt or foster.

28.02.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Craig Albernaz setting the infield right now.

28.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Goddamn but I love this Pete Alonso energy. He's filling the gaping hole that was left when they didn't re-sign McCann, and he brings elite offense.

We won't talk about the defense right now. Just enjoy this moment.

28.02.2026 18:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

27.02.2026 17:49 πŸ‘ 37009 πŸ” 11952 πŸ’¬ 498 πŸ“Œ 800

Excellent piece, not just about Lee but about journalism

27.02.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, but I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole Look, everyone makes compromises when they vote for a politician. Democrats ignored Bill Clinton’s philandering because they liked the job he was d...

I Hate Trump’s Awful Policies, but I Love That He’s a Huge Asshole www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/i-h...

26.02.2026 15:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0