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Writer, movie critic, appreciator of good nonsense, unionize everything. Writing: https://basilmarinerchase.wordpress.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GabrielValdez

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New Shows + Movies by Women — Crimes of the Past This week sees two thriller series and a romance movie. A light slate, sure, but with some very notable actors. This includes Nicole Kidman, who’s far outpaced her pledge of working with a wo…

Nicole Kidman, Maika Monroe, Ariana DeBose, and Jamie Lee Curtis feature this week.

12.03.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It sucks bc there should be more interesting things being made, but as long as the plastic surgery holds up, blank slate actors who project nothing in particular have a long career.

06.03.2026 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ensemble stays cheap bc you can swap every actor but 1 or 2 out if they ask for raises.

Recycled plots are a bonus bc it's hard to lose track of the story on second screen viewing or if you're elderly.

Ope, I missed 10 minutes, what's the lead feeling? I'm caught up with a single glance.

06.03.2026 03:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Recognizable blank slate actors are in extremely high demand. You can surround them with a way more interesting ensemble cast (Bones, Hawaii 5-O, NCIS take-your-pick, every CBS procedural) and viewers (esp. older men) read themselves onto the "man of action".

06.03.2026 03:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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New Shows + Movies by Women — Obsession, On the Run It’s a light week, but with some really interesting new work. I’m on the upswing from some kind of doom plague and am on four hours of sleep, which is the same number of days I lost my …

A light week, but with some major new titles.

05.03.2026 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Fight Scene Friday — “Bloodhounds” “Bloodhounds” is one of my favorite series for a reason the trailers don’t highlight. The fight choreography is great, yes. The plot about the systematizing of loan sharking at the height of …

The fight choreography is great. The themes of wealthy criminals using a crisis to own more and more resonates. And the portrayal of positive, supportive masculinity at its core is among the best I've seen.

27.02.2026 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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New Shows + Movies by Women — Suspicious Families It’s a quieter week this week. That provides opportunity to catch up if you’ve missed anything. If you’re looking for more, don’t forget to check out last week’s large…
26.02.2026 18:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Tabletop Shenanigans for the Time-Strapped — “Mystery Quest” I’ve always loved a good radio play. Aren’t they antique, though, from an interwar era before even TV became popular? Well, not exactly. Their heyday only concluded in the 70s, and even…

If you like the idea of Critical Role and Dimension 20, but can't listen to 50-hour campaigns and struggle following ruleset-heavy combat...

Mystery Quest does hilarious, 5-hour one-shots featuring lesser-known, more narrative-focused role-playing systems.

23.02.2026 19:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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New Shows + Movies by Women — Mystery Comedies and Ill-Advised Romances This is a strong week with a lot of options. We’ve got work on a number of different platforms, coming from eight different countries. There are some weeks where everything new is on one stre…

New work on a bunch of platforms, and talking about which streaming services reliably feature women directors and showrunners (and which don't).

19.02.2026 17:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is the kind of stupid I could use more of.

19.02.2026 02:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Image is from "A Scanner Darkly", 2006.)

10.02.2026 19:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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To Brain Rot or Not That Thing I Just Said Last month, Louis Chilton wrote in The Independent about how TV series are getting stupider. Their senior culture writer discusses how “second-screen viewing” incentivizes filmmakers to simplify pl…

Some shows are being written with simplification in mind, so you can be on your phone while paying attention to neither. We know this is cognitively debilitating, but billions are spent to train in addictive behavior.

Discipline only goes so far. Discovery of what's new to each of us goes further.

10.02.2026 19:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
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New Shows + Movies by Women — “Wonder Man”, Rose Byrne, Olivia Colman We’re seeing some of the late-year awards contenders trickle out, both into theaters and to home streaming. It’s a good time to see what got nominated, but don’t miss out on those…

More of the late-season awards contenders are coming out.

05.02.2026 17:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Yearly Rundowns and Keeping Resilience Nourished | Gabriel Valdez Get more from Gabriel Valdez on Patreon

If you like what I write on my site, throw a bit my way to support it. This post covers my year-end work such as naming the best shows of last year and awarding the Most Joyful series and Most Visually Stunning, as well as other reviews and articles over the last month. Thanks for any support!

04.02.2026 18:00 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Heated Rivalr– er, “Isekai Office Worker” Talk about a title underselling the show. An imperiled kingdom in a parallel world summons a girl named Yua to become its savior. What they don’t plan for is workaholic accountant Seiichirou …

Just your average isekai fantasy auditing thriller gay romance.

27.01.2026 19:10 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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New Shows + Movies by Women — Knights, Idols, and Interpreters We’ll catch up the last two weeks since we’re picking up from prior to the holidays. Before we get going, I’ll urge you to check out my Best Series of 2025 write-up. (Here’s…

New Shows + Movies by Women returns with a lot of new entries, including the new GoT prequel, a K-drama romance, and seeing more women directors in anime.

22.01.2026 17:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm not disagreeing with the article, but saying it lacks context. It hasn't disappeared wholesale. A lot of our genres still enjoy it. Rest of the world's still got it. It's our thrillers, drama, and comedy that are losing it.

21.01.2026 02:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You can't watch a Turkish mystery, Polish dark fantasy, Chinese drama, Korean romantic comedy, or Japanese procedural without seeing countless connections to other works signposted and quoted. They might be less familiar to us, but whether we choose to look them up or not, they're there.

21.01.2026 02:01 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

International work is still steeped in these allusions, as well. It's just that, being less familiar with them, we don't get as much from them. Take Kore-eda's series work in recent years like Asura and The Makanai. Arcane is dripping in art history, The Apothecary Diaries in Chinese myth.

21.01.2026 02:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In U.S. drama & comedy, sure. They've fallen off a cliff.

Our science-fiction and fantasy still offer this, but don't often get recognized in articles like this. They just require familiarity with the Strugatskys instead of Tolstoy, Gibson instead of Joyce, or Le Guin instead of Hemingway.

21.01.2026 02:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Laundry Procedural — “Wash It All Away” Kinme Wakana runs a laundry service in the seaside town of Atami. She mends clothing in between picking up and delivering laundry. Two episodes in, this is primarily a show about her business, and …

A calming slice-of-life/expertise procedural/travelogue that's worth your time.

13.01.2026 20:06 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Wait, wait, he's gotta emote this time? That sounds like the hardest money Chris Pratt's ever made.

13.01.2026 02:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Best Series of 2025, #10-1 Everybody has their own preferences. I tend to be friendlier to “genre” fare: sci-fi, fantasy, horror, thriller. I tend to rate these higher than critics of major publications do, and include a few…

The narrowness or the breadth of the art we take in shapes what we accept or refuse in the world. 2025 gave us visions of how we got here, what the most vulnerable among us have had to endure, and countless ways we can keep trying to make things better.

08.01.2026 18:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Best Series of 2025, #20-11 By any metric, audiences in the U.S. are watching an enormous amount of work from other countries. This includes a lot of non-English work: shows from France, India, Japan, Mexico, South Korea, and…

There are still things to celebrate, and art that guides us through.

06.01.2026 18:32 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Projection is not an equal and opposite reaction. It permeates and imbues with what it already contains.

So for the desperate figure, as the walls close in, it is easy to make those pushing the walls closed around him feel desperate, too, and forget too much to put their fucking shoulder into it.

03.01.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Desperation is one of the most efficient projections. It's easy for a desperate figure to sow desperation because it creates like from like.

It's difficult for an angry figure to convince others to be calm, or for the hateful to garner commonly agreed sympathy. Projection struggles with opposites.

03.01.2026 18:07 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"Unfortunately, as the last movie recommended to me by that famed Christmas movie critic who once hailed from the Nike-Microsoft Corpo-Fiefdom, I'll always remember Erin as looking out for the people. That is, unless it came to recommending them a half-watchable movie."

02.01.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

"While RJD's re-lifed and de-aged portrayals of both Spider-Man and The Grizzly are well realized, the bulk of Avengers 37 struggles. Director Tom Holland can't quite figure out how to shoehorn in the Avatar 5 crossover and unobtainium's retconned ability to make Spider-Man shift RJD roles at will.

02.01.2026 22:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Also it's 2026 and we still haven't gotten a chance to see a third of the major awards contenders yet.

If it comes out on 2 screens the last week of December and no real person gets a chance to see it until February, it's still magically a 2025 film!

02.01.2026 02:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What are your favorite films each year so far?

2020: Lingua Franca
2021: Passing
2022: Qala
2023: Suzume
2024: The Peasants
2025: Baby Assassins: Nice Days

02.01.2026 02:01 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0