Kenneth Fisqher (the q is silent)

Spam caller: Do you have any credit card debt you want to pay off?
Me: Nope
Caller: Do you have any unsecured debt?
Me: Nope
Caller sounding very defeated: Ok, have a nice day.

Crap

I felt like the Dems response to the State of the Union should have been "Person, woman, man, camera, TV, Epstein Files".

That's a great quote. I'll have to share it with her.

That's certainly the hope 😁

You could use AI to help generate some prompts for you. I mean even if 9/10 are stupid, you can just use that 10th one.

My wife has put up with me for 28 years today. Please give a round of applause for her incredible endurance and willpower.

That said, my sense of humor is starting to wear her down. 🤡

You wouldn't be the first person who's said that to me. 😮‍💨

I just met you
and this is crazy
But give me your number
You’re taking over on call duties

Yes. Yes it does.

My new piece of art. I can't decide if I want to call it. "I was distracted" or "30 seconds too long".

a woman with long hair is standing in front of a purple background with the words " you can run but you can 't hide " ALT: a woman with long hair is standing in front of a purple background with the words " you can run but you can 't hide "

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The Wizard of Speed and Time (1988) HD Remastered YouTube video by Rad Retro

Anyone else remember The Wizard of Speed and Time?

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Ok, I asked my kids .. including the one with the music minor, and they've heard the name but nothing more than that.

I'm betting my kids know who he is. On the other hand, my kids get exposed to a lot of older stuff.

To be fair, that's probably the first place my email would go looking for you.

I was buying alcohol when I was 16 without getting carded, because apparently anyone with a beard is at least 21.

RFK Jr makes me feel better about my mental capacity 😂

I just found out it's my Tuesday 🥳🥳

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"Summer day on the river."

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Sadly it was missing a piece, but really cool puzzle though.

Protip: If the syrup steams and bubbles when it hits the waffle, you've probably cooked it too long.

I don't have that excuse. I just have absolutely no clue what any of you people are thinking.

I mean, it's a pretty easy definition. "Fear of being replaced and other vague fears to be determined by leadership as needed to keep the base in line."

The smart ones saw the soul food restaurants were somewhere else and moved there.

But think of the exposure! 😂

You are the perfect person to ask.

Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance (‘¡Dios Mío!’ Cry Millions Of Panicking Republicans) BOISE, ID—Crying out “¡Dios mío!” and “¡Ayúdame!” as soon as they heard the opening notes of the Puerto Rican superstar’s “EoO,” millions of terrified conservatives reportedly lost the ability to spea...

“Oh, what a crock-load of mierda—¿qué?—¿qué está pasando? ” said local 43-year-old Randy Hance