When we were kings
05.03.2026 02:07
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When we were kings
Every east bay person I know feels like they’ve met her or babysat her or saw her at the Grand Lake or whatever. So pure.
Wow, Judaism deep cut! Do I get to throw shank bones like Castlevania axes? We should probably be consultants
This is amazing! Please tell me the health pickups are black and white cookies
LOL this is so badass
10011010
Ham Duet
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RIP to the fucking funniest person on the planet. I’m crushed. Keep ‘em up, Cookie.
Shout out to everyone in LA setting off barrages of dog-upsetting fireworks that no one can see this year because of the huge storm, happy 2026 you S-Rank dicks
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRAISES
IYKYK
Oh my god. Vince was a visionary talent and more importantly a genuinely nice guy. Heartbreaking.
It’s hard to describe how you feel after seeing David Byrne. Hopeful? Buoyant? Inspired?
Yes.
I’ve shit my pants 4 times watching this game
Shohei motherfucking Ohtani
Also Discs of Tron. And then maybe the old lightcycle sequence in the Disneyland Peoplemover. But that’s gotta be it.
Did you ever read the Lone Wolf books by Joe Dever?
Holy grail shit. Love it.
When we were kings
Sweet Thing
You’ve Got the Love
Somebody’s Watchin’ You
Found this E3 2004 gem in the storage bin today. No idea if stuff like this is valuable, but sure is cool.
Incredible! I would have instantly shit my pants, and then put the Shit in the Weathered Hat I found inside the hollow of Old Man Tree, and then I would have typed Throw Shit Hat at Leprechaun to get him to drop the Shiny Goblet (that you have to piss in to get past the troll bridge)
I was unprepared for your badass ice cream pun game, Canada
We’re have to find someplace else to avoid at 1:45 am next year
In 1994 I won a Vesuvan Doppleganger and a Demonic Tutor and it’s been downhill ever since
A mom a few feet from me just griped about how her kid won’t stop playing “nintendo” but then very clearly described Astrobot, what do I do here people
Dr. Demento is retiring, which is news in that I thought he was dead. But of course he has a website, and of course that site is using tech from 1997, and OF COURSE it’s got an archive of *every Dr. Demento episode*
Anyway a big fuck yeah to Dr. Demento and his demented website
www.drdemento.com
Louis Gossett, Jr. peed next to me during intermission at a high school play, and he loudly farted mid-stream
I can neither confirm nor deny
