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Kind of tired of making profiles. Me: she/they, old, sometime writer: babushka to a promising goblin. If we'd done as I said we'd not be in such a fucking mess. Avatar alt text: white babushka in a purple babushka. Banner: cement ship, Aptos

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No, Katie

14.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Zelensky Tells Pahlavi Ukraine Wants a Free Iran Ukraine backs the Iranian people, Zelensky told Pahlavi in Paris, condemning Tehran’s military alignment with Russia.

I've given Ukraine *a lot* of slack for what it's doing in the Gulf right now because that's how it is, but Zelensky can fuck right off for this

www.kyivpost.com/post/71913

14.03.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GitHub - lukeslp/accessibility-skills: Comprehensive accessibility skill for coding agents β€” WCAG 2.2 AA, motor, cognitive, visual, communication disabilities Comprehensive accessibility skill for coding agents β€” WCAG 2.2 AA, motor, cognitive, visual, communication disabilities - lukeslp/accessibility-skills

Please send this to your tech bro friends so we can seed accessibility into their food dish like crushed up medication

13.03.2026 19:45 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

There must be a particular compound in hazelnuts that tastes bad if you'regenetically inclined, like there is in cilantro, because there is no more divisive nut & I can't imagine why something so delicious would be so widely hated otherwise

13.03.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

& baby formula redux again. First political position my then-4 year old adopted when I explained why we weren't getting the cocoa powder with the cute label. (He's turning 47 this year)

13.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

IDK who needs to know this, but...

When you call one of Senator Adam Schiff's local CA offices and he starts droning on, wait until he says "I got a few options for ya" and hit THREE.

That transfers you to speak to a live human being instantly. (You might be put on hold, ofc).

Just press 3.

13.03.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 759 πŸ” 253 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2
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13.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Someone needs to ask Trump if, in response to Iran blockading the Strait of Hormuz, he will launch a retaliatory strike against the Islets of Langerhans.

12.03.2026 21:51 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

taking it real personally because i love talking to children, they're absolutely wild and so entertaining. trying to time-save this experience out of your life makes me question your priorities AGGRESSIVELY

13.03.2026 09:46 πŸ‘ 899 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 5

Happy Recipient of Assigned Gremlin's first *social* smile.

The number of babies who recognize me/social cues (in this case a wink) even though I'm masked is why I'm so dismissive of social justifications for being anti-masking.

In 6 years it's been every single one.

13.03.2026 07:10 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

When we talk about intergenerational pressures on Black prosperity, a lot of ink is spilled outlining issues like being denied prime mortgages, and how few Black entrepreneurs get angel investors. Far less discussed is how, by making every problem more expensive, our wealth is systemically stripped.

13.03.2026 05:28 πŸ‘ 68 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish paywall sites would just be honest with their paywalls. "You've reached your monthly limit for free articles-" I've never been here before. I haven't been here long enough to read the headline. Just admit you require a subscription to look at your articles, it's not shameful.

12.03.2026 19:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie holds a pencil in front of a sign that says just a quick reminder Alt: a man in a suit and tie holds a pencil in front of a sign that says just a quick reminder

Reminder to all in SoCal: starting now keep a few bottles of water and snack bars in your car for those in heat distress.

12.03.2026 05:13 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Workers are busy harvesting bok choy in Arvin CA.

Workers are busy harvesting bok choy in Arvin CA.

Workers are busy harvesting bok choy in Arvin CA. #WeFeedYou

Trabajadores estΓ‘n ocupados cosechando bok choy en Arvin, California. #SoyEsencial

12.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 167 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My grandkid & I are devouring the Greenglass House books by Kate Milford. They're fantasies mostly set in a fictional North American independent city, with smugglers, ghosts, a bit of time travel, & anxious children saving the day.

12.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The 3rd one down though, it's good

12.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am much more interested in the value of infrastructure getting trashed right now than I am in the value of bombs being used to trash that infrastructure....

11.03.2026 22:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yes, that movie is very rewarding. That whole genre would be such a relief to bring back.

10.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been told that inulin is the part of jerusalem artichokes that causes digestive issues, but I'm not sure about that because artichokes proper do not bother me & they're also high in inulin.

Honestly I do understand that people might need supplements sometimes but vegetable stew is so lovely.

10.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That...might be interesting now & again?

Or as a little bit of a complex mixture?

I get fiber from cabbage & carrots mainly because they are delicious

10.03.2026 20:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Please what movie?

10.03.2026 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is elecampane tasty? In one version of Rapunzel I read, the notes suggested the craved vegetable was elecampane (though it seems to me there's a lot of brassicas with names that are similar to rapunzel)

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You know a true animal person when they say "she hates me" with the most doting of loving expressions & they care for that beast with everything they've got & let them be thenselves. My kid was so excited to announce "I got bit by a penguin today!" for the first time.

10.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Too many people naming their damn dog Lucy so it's embarrassing to go near a dog park

10.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

See, this is why, when somebody wanted to name their baby after me, I told them not to. I suggested Sofia instead, & they followed that suggestion.

10.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What?

10.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, we prune our (satsuma, I think it makes a difference) plums in late summer, right after we get the plums (& a few stray branches in spring because they're going to be too tall for me). It makes them a nice shape for picking & very productive. Sunset zone 17, heavy soil, dry summer, also matters

10.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guys guys. I know how to open the Strait of Hormuz. One shovel full at a time, we pick up the Arabian Peninsula and move it slightly to the west so the west coast of Saudi Arabia is somewhere in what is now the middle of the Red Sea

10.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The worst.

09.03.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Has our summer fog drifted over to you?

09.03.2026 22:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0